Jeff Stone

"I've lost 45lbs in two months! 45mins of cardio and weights q.o.d. Once you start working out, the eating habits follow! :) my tip: never say you can't... Unless you're having a MI!!! ;-P"

"If you wanna come when not many people are here, come in the morning before work like me!"

"Please glance over your medication list and make corrections while waiting for your physician! :-)"

"Where they have every part of a chicken... Except the breast!! SERIOUSLY!!"

"PLEASE be a gentleman and let women, children and elderly sit... I'm gay and I do that!!!"

"Unlike Greys Anatomy, we Aren't allowed to get freaky in the broom closets :-/ haha figured sick patients need a good laugh! =-)"