jen obal

"Be sure to ask for the Rob Downs Paternity test special."

"Why is the bathroom so dark?"

"The TSA are way too friendly and efficient. I think they are up to something dastardly."

"Unless the place is empty, go into the gas station for the bathroom. They are cleaner and have way more stalls."

"It faintly smells of a million slowly rotting oranges, but the bathrooms are clean, the free samples are delicious, and the tiny alligators are cute."

"If you think this place is gross, you are severely rest stop sheltered. Bathrooms had toilet paper, were clean and warm, and there was soap in all of the dispensers. Can't ask for much more."