Jess

"Tip the bartenders AND the entertainers bitches. They all want you to have a damn good time."

"Wellllllllll there's no good reason to get here early unless you get here when they close and you pitch a tent. Either way, you'll wait in a long ass line."

"Beware of the gnome population. It's ever growing."

"Careful in the Man Cave. There's manliness in there."

"If you're not invited past the Great Room, you are not welcome here."