Joe

"An amazing variety of goods. Try not to be overwhelmed as you shop here."

"Mediocre food at best, gouging prices, rude bus boys. Even around Times Square you can do better."

"Be especially wary of power failures during Rangers games, as they may cause the unbathed stench of Rangers fans to waft through the arena. If the Devils are in town, the combination is hazardous."

"Be sure not to let James Dolan own the Knicks as you will throw away any chance of success."