John Dodge

"If you live in Arlington, go here instead of Arlington Memorial. If you were stupid enough to go to USMD, try to gather what little brain power you have left and walk the mile to this hospital."

"Here's a tip: It's flammable."

"Robby smells"

"I <3 transfers that take ambulance out of the 911 system so grandma can go back to her Nazi camp of a nursing home."

"Don't love your family member? Do they need rehab and poor healthcare? Then come on down to Kindred Arlington where you'll only the best in crappy care for your unloved ones."

"Wednesday is dollar hotdog night, it's a good deal but don't get any until 4th inning...the hotdogs before that are old and just kept warm."