Joshua D'Alessandro

"Careful when you pay in cash, and the total is a little under how much you pay with, they won't offer you your change unless you ask, as if they are entitled to it. Poor form."

"The Sweet Dragon roll makes me hot all over"

"Don't stand near the door when you enter, immediately stop, drop, and roll."

"Try the Cat flavor, it's bananas! I can't get enough!"

"The toilets are to die for. Dump your burdens in the fantastic lavatories here, you won't regret it!"

"Bubble Tea is THE HEAT."