Jason

"The tea room is for Drinking beers with your Buzz Bros!"

"Beware of the Death light! Look both ways and proceed with EXTREME caution!"

"Careful if you recline all the way Back on the sofa, there's a good chance a nap will ensue!"

"Try the recliners they are comfy!"

"Be sure to turn on the light outside the bathroom! Otherwise its too dark and you'll pee on the seat!"

"When the Jaegers are in town you don't want to be the opposing Goalie! "HE SHOOTS!" "HE SCORES!" HEY GOALIE!!!! You .....!"