Kevin

"The Groupon Now is such a good deal, and they have it available almost every day. $8 for $16. :D"

"WiFi is working again!"

"Protip: Want fresh fries, right out of the fryer? Ask for your fries "No salt." They'll make a new batch just for you. You can get salt on the side if you want. :D"

"Protip: when ordering a lunch meal, get a large iced tea as the drink. It's 70 cents cheaper than the medium regular drink. Just dump out the cup and fill it at the soda fountain. :D"

"Who owns the black Maseratti that's sometimes in the garage?"

"Some people just can't park."