"Beware of the Light Saber"
"If you go all forever alone mode, you can sit on the thrones in the front by the big screens!"
· Anaheim, United States
"Try the sweet butter toast! It's the bombest!"
· Irvine, United States
"Free fountain drinks at the food court"
· Temecula, United States
"Under the sink in the restroom is the master Fleshlight. If it's wet, don't use it. If it's dry, use it with lube."
· Buena Park, United States
"There was a fly in my soup, and they kept insisting it was seasoning. No, it had wings and legs. Never coming here again."
· Cerritos, United States