"Chaos ..very few systems are working in this town, stuck in the last decade"
"I like my apartment on the upper floors, for the view it offers .."
"Simba went up in flames with International Arrivals ..the migration has begun I guess"
· Nairobi, Kenya
"This is a low cost hotel, you'll notice the gaps just after check in. Lovely swimming pool, ..however, other than bottled water, the rest is salty so when your soap does not lather blame the ocean"
"In CBD they can smell gold from kilometres away.. Be careful with your jewellery"
"To accompany the fish, Ugali is ksh 20, rice is ksh 150. This you will NOT be told.. The fish is delicious, still learning how to deal with the head though"