Luís Barbosa Vicente

"Blip Blup Zop. I am a cute robot carrying paper around. Blop Zip."

"Internet only exists in lobby and has to be acquired in pre-paid cards, but is fast enough for Skype calls."

"There is no time of day when you won't find a crowd. The line moves fast, though. Worth the small wait."

"Absolutely excellent. Keep in mind that when they say "very spicy" it is no understatement."

"A maior barata que já vi na vida. E o staff reagiu como se fosse normalíssimo. Não voltarei."

"Extra: Temporary Exhibit of Catapults and Siege Weapons is an insult to tourists. The models could be interesting, but the texts are copy-pasted without context and physically hard to read. Shameful."