Omniformer Superconnector

"Omniformer recommends reading beyourselves.wordpress.com while you tan your sweet ass in the beauty that abounds!"

"OMNIFORMER RECOMMENDS curing your hangover on a beach towel. Take off as many articles of clothing as you want and feel it."

"OMNIFORMER RECOMMENDS you have a michters old fashioned with him, before random artistic antics occur on this secret apartment roof terrace. Where 90% of beyourselves.wordpress.com was written"

"OMNIFORMER RECOMMENDS kicking back a kelso pilsner and meeting some new friends. Bushwick is THE PLACE for chill musicians... read beyourselves.wordpress.com while you wait for your lover to appear"

"OMNIFORMER always drinks Unsweetened ICE COFFEE. Take a break and ask for a real glass. Its worth it. This particulr location is for artists. Large windows onto quaint Crosby street inspire."

"OMNIFORMER recommends the Muller Thurgau... its a real find at $44/bottle"