Marcus Clarke

"Keep my seat warm sir. The real mayor shall return. . . Plotting my 2nd Coming . . ."

"The longest wait of all time. Dropped $50 bucks on brunch and waited an hour for my food. Please fire someone up in here."

"Tips about the Mayor: On his 1st day playing golf, he had 11 holes in one. . . He speaks 8 languages including Latin & Mayan. . . He also only wrote one book in his life entitled, "The Dictionary"."

"She said I wasn't built like a football player. . . Inspiration."