Mark Mapstone

"Wanna nice cuppa? Hit the picnic in the park cafe across the road. Much better than the tea hut."

"Due to lots of wooden unpadded seats, I recommend bringing an iCushion if you have a skinny bum."

"Full English breakfast plus coffee for £5! Bargain. Get one :)"

"The wireless password is: goodfood"

"If you press 0 on the phone, you'll get reception. No literature in the room to tell you that tho :/ The meals are small (but nice). If you're hungry, get a starter and a side dish."

"Right handed mugs only. Lefties please complain!"