Matthew Salerno

"Godmother spicy"

"Best monument for when you want to seriously reflect on American values operationalized through history."

"The most amazing filet I’ve had in maryland outside the Baltimore harbor. The sides were steakhouse quality. The decor was on point. Service was nice. The dessert was divine. Loud guests bothered me."

"Cashier yelled at me when I was picking up my food. This place needs better customer service."

"If they offer to call you, it’s a lie. My food was cold on pickup because they never called to tell me it was ready. Why even take my phone number?"

"The pizza was not real pizza, it is pizza bread with gross toppings. I got the meat lovers and it was not normal."