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"Bed is hard. Fleecy blankies were a nice touch, though."

"Parents can see into computer room from stairs!!! Turn off monitor and return to bed for a few minutes so you can keep MySpacing into the morn"

"Comfy, but quite squeaky. Don't move around so much, jeez."

"No matter what he orders - the hubby just HAS to have a side order of Arbeit macht freis....Can't say I blame him!! Yum"

"Boychiks and tsatskehs! Don't be a schlub and plotz right on the treadmill! Show some chutzpah and try the Matt-zo ball soup to jews up before your workout. Goyim discounts available"

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