Maureen McLaughlin

"Nice park, but if your dog makes a misstep, petty and indignant owners are likely to berate you and inform other humans to avoid you and your dog. Human behavior recalls middle school."

"Chris Sabella is the best bartender!"

"The lighting in the bathroom will seriously damage your self-esteem."

"Watch out for body-throwing competitions. They sound fun, but can easily put a dent in your sanity."

"Home of the kittiest of all the kitties. Don't be fooled; she has been fed."

"Matt Cote and Vanessa are the best!"