Griff

"Ever wonder what a real Game of Thrones castle looks like? Now there's one on the second floor. Go on a quest and check it out. Ask for Lord Hodgin or Sir Griffendor, enjoy the feast and libations."

"Bring back Rob Hill! It was actually an enjoyable place to live."

"This place is like a prison, except that you pay to live here. The staff is beyond rude. They brag about the area, yet warn about all the crime. It takes them weeks to fix something. Grape Kool-Aid"

"The early bird truly gets the worm on this one. With a little over a dozen spots, you'll have to get here by 8:30AM if you want to snag prime parking."

"Be sure to ask about our Super Bronzer special! Purchase a package of ten tabs and get two "Cancer Enhancer" tans for FREE!!"

"Don't order a fresh sandwich. You will wait a long time. It's like it's their first time they made a Sandwich - but still stacked!!"