Michael Bridak

"If your hung over, the toilets in the rooms are there to catch your vomit. don't try to use the sink to vomit in, it's not chunky friendly. The cold tile floor is there too soothe you afterwards."

"huckleberry martinis"

"Crispy honey shrimp. And the 88 martini. Nom nom nom."

"If you value your belief in humanity, do not come to work here."

"do not plan to park in the lot if it's noon."