Millie W

"D-floor is shit. Massive sausage fest. Avoid at all costs."

"I wouldn't recommend the supremo chicken wrap - unless you're after a wrap full of salad and the odd bit of chicken. So very unobviously stingy!"

"Please keep an eye on your children as there have been numerous child abductions at this playground."

"Go over to merlo instead. This place is always grotty and the staff don't seem to care."

"Avoid this woolies like the plague. It's badly laid out and always packed with mongoloids who have no spacial awareness."

"They haven't moved - they're open in two locations at Garbo."