Mona B

"The French Fries here are some of the best I've ever had. Delicious!"

"Their new bagel and schmears are pretty delish, but the true unsung hero is the spinach florentine."

"Try to get a top floor apartment. Most of the others are caves. Oh, and mind the hobos in the gym."

"They have bathrooms outside! Just hold your breath when entering."

"Take your shoes off just inside the door. And pet the cat behind her head, or just above her tail."

"You can traverse the creek behind the school to Forrest Hill as a shortcut to McCoy and San Tomas/Harriet. Beware a fence will need to be jumped."