Mr. Philly Johnson

"Best chicken cheesesteak hoagie in Philly!"

"No! The cashier did not greet me or ask if he could take my order - I was just supposed to tell him what I wanted. The food was OK. Better food and customer service at a Chik-Fil-A!"

"How do you know your gym is ratchet? When 90% of the staff is really overweight, including the "personal trainers.""

"Be prepared to wait....and wait. Did I say wait?"

"This McDonald's is pretty bad! The employees will close early late at night and just sit around. It's supposed to be open 24 hours!"

"Blackened Chicken w/ Penne Pasta is bland. Carol, our server, was really good."