Nasser Rafidia

"My first act as mayor of toms house is to enforce a bedtime of 10 o clock. This is strictly enforced and punishable by lashings. 10 lashings for every hour up past 10. Muahahahaha (<- evil laugh)"

"So there is this old lady that comes in every Tuesday night. Her name is Lois, and she says the craziest thing. You should come by and check it out."

"Come on by and if you see me there just say "FOURSQUARE DISCOUNT". That will get you 30% off of any pizza order."