Nate Ford

"They no longer carry Kraft Mayo. What am I supposed to do now? Use Hellman's? Might as well spit on my sandwich, Foodtown."

"The miserable old lady with white hair and a snaggle-tooth should be fired. Customers aren't paying to be made as miserable as you."

"If you like more than a microscopic amount of cream cheese on your bagel, avoid this dunkin."

"The lady at the checkout is a bitch. But the pizza is fantastic. Try the chicken alfredo pizza."

"Dont bother trying to sit and order food and drinks when its busy. They always seem understaffed. Youll spend more time waiting than drinkin"

"Support a local independent bookstore!"