Nick Colman

"Nice cinema. Not enough leg room if you're over six foot though."

"Thought the starter was worth the price. The main less so. In terms of the room, a nice view of the river is about all there is going for it. It's flipping freezing in here!!"

"Sure it's busy, sure the queue for Starbucks was massive and sure the WiFi is useless. None of this matters though because you're going on holiday! Cheer up you miserable bunch!"