Nick Lewis

"This place has fallen apart since I lost my mayorship. I used to give out free money to students and there was bacon on tap."

"When I was the mayor of this place everything made more sense. I gave out free milk on Mondays (which was a bad choice on hot days) Tacos on Tuesdays, waffle Wednesdays, and no class Th/Fri. C'mon."

"Go upstairs if you're looking for somewhere quiet. Stay downstairs if you want to be loud."

"Brett Favre is a frequent customer. Christian Ponder stops by from time-to-time as well."

"During all Vikings games beers are free and for every Vikings touchdown there is a free round of shots."