"Very uncomfortable chairs. Food not baked at correct oven temperature. Half of the power plus are not connected to the electricity."
Lounge
· Schiphol, Nederland
5.5"When all the businessmen are shouting their bull out loud remember that they are the same as you and the only difference is while they were in Amsterdam they had to pretend to work."
Gate
· Schiphol, Nederland
"Leave your tissues behind, you'll find enough on the bushes"
Nudist Beach
· Costa da Caparica, Portugal
8.5"If you see many coaches at the front of the hotel, get to the buffet quick. They're like wild animals with an appetite to match."