Ninjason Durden

"Thanks for the great service Sean and Ken. The radiator is in good shape. Helps to have honest mechanics like you two. Heading back to Denver. Thanks again for the service."

"It's strange when someone hasn't been inside of this place and all of a sudden become mayor, the ninja clan is coming to annihilate you blondie!"

"The mayor needs to come to California and stop this east coast crap. You owe me a tough mudder man!"

"Working out shirtless is allowed at any time of the day if know how the word bloop relates to jimi hendrix and bob marley."

"I will be mayor, assassination coming soon!"

"Stay away from the spiders in the vents, pet the spiders on the table"