Ozias Sanchez

"Oh gosh, am I the only that feels like they're in an underground vault when they're here? Keep an eye out where the samples are, you want a clear path of escape in case of nuclear attack."

"The Taquitos don't seem to be replaced as often as they should, which causes them to be as hard as rocks, be careful if purchasing them late at night."

"I love running laps here. If you bring a guest before 3 you get a discount."

"The cookies are great!"

"Sun dial doesn't work."

"Dude, there's a lot of shady people at this place... Watch out late at night."