brandon partridge

"Don't pretend the Fit n Fruitful drinks are healthy. They taste amazing but if you plan on having one a day your weight will increase."

"After 6pm this becomes the popped collar douchebag bar where insecure guys come to start fights with anyone they purposely bump into."

"After 6pm this beco"

"Don't order anything with meat in it after 11pm unless you want food poisoning."

"There's a western theatrical gun show on the street some Saturday's for conservative folks with murderous ideations."

"The place where assholes golf and intentionally attempt to destroy house windows."