Peter Jameson

"Despite reports indicating otherwise, not the best place to take a poop."

"Under new management!"

"Fine dining at its best. Be prepared to pass 'tests' when you pick up your food, staff services many nonpaying crackheads. Everyone in this location is so refined and polite! Zagats rated, 1974."

"That's ridiculous. I'm here all the time, and everyone here is exceptionally nice."

"Don't listen to that fuckhead, try the hot dogs!"

"All the baristas here are part time high school students/full time American Heroes who take time out of their busy academic careers to give their snobby McLeanite customers legendary customer service!"