RJ Walker

"Come to the Poetry Slam the 3rd Tuesday of every month!"

"Open mic at 730! Catch Jack Bakowski, Mall Detective every other 3 weeks!"

"The floor isn't creaking. It's just trying to tell you that it hurts when you step there."

"In my last relationship, I developed trust issues... With farts"

"He who sleeps with itchy ass, wakes up with stinky finger"

"When in Rome, do as the roman polanski would do"