Robert Patterson

"Its not a wine bar-its a bar that has wine and artwork"

"Beware the ugliest girls on the planet are here on Tuesday nights"

"If you need to use the Mens' Room leave your seat 10 seconds before the end of the 2nd Qtr."

"Dress like it is 1991 and grunge still matters-20 freakin' years later"

"Don't go here on Friday nights the EMO music will make you want to commit suicide-all I need to here is one more female singer sounding like Stevie Nicks getting a high colestomy"