Rob Cowell

"Being the mayor here is hard, cos the staff keep checking in to stop you getting the 20% food discount!"

"Get a window seat and watch the blondes go by ;-)"

"Don't add this multiple times with different spellings just so you can get another mayorship! About time Foursquare had a cleanup!"

"Sausages! Loads of varieties to choose from"

"Bring yer own coffee, no facilities here"

"Grab a hot Cornish pastie from Elizabeth's bakery on Cheriton High St. Tasty!"