Shelby

"Would you like it if someone's child had their derriere all over your countertop? There are chairs at this location. Don't put your child on the counter when you're ordering. Merci beaucoup."

"Prepared to get mystified by...the beard."

"Ham & Swiss is not equal to a BLT. They are two separate sandwiches. You're welcome."

"Every game is a try out here."

"By the way, there are two registers. There is a key for the rest room. There are garbage cans so you can throw out your garbage."

"Please leave your haterade at the door and go Sabres!"