Sarah Austin

"Just made a "no bills over 20" rule. I walked 5 blocks to pickup my order; they wouldn't take my $50. Suggested I try "a bar" to get change. Counterfeit detection pen: $8. Loyal customer: priceless."

"Solid pizza, embarrassingly bad service."

"Be prepared for a wait at lunch, best to call in your order. Chorizo breakfast burrito, smothered fries, carne asada are all awesome!"

"The lines are long *because* they're inefficient, and the menu is impossible to read! Decent donuts, but NOT really worth waiting if the line's out the door. Wait for a time with no line, imho."

"Vanessa does magical things with short hair, no matter what crazy ideas I show up with!"

"If the Beach Boys could hear this "tribute", they'd be horrified. Enjoy the view, but bring earplugs."