Scott Nelson

"If you're here, your life is probably going to suck for the next little while!"

"Enjoy the pool, although the hours are little stingy, only 9AM to 7 PM. Lots of cool tourist attractions nearby like the Arizona memorial, Pacific Aviation Museum and Battleship Missouri"

"Don't plan on Subway during your lunch hour unless you don't mind spending most of it in line. The line is always long, and the service is slower than molasses in January"

"They usually have pretty good twofer deals on soda here"

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here..."

"Bring something to read-chances are you will be waiting around doing nothing for most of your time here."