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    "When on a guided tour of a history museum, at every civilization, ask whether the men of that era ever had an overpowering urge to dress as a woman and be caressed by a big, strong man."
    The OnionThe Onion · October 30, 2010
    History Museum
    · Washington, United States
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    "Local Coverage: Slashed Ticket Prices Allow Lesser Nobility To Attend Yankees Games"
    The OnionThe Onion · July 26, 2010
    Baseball
    · Bronx, United States
    9.1
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    "If you plan to be gone more than a few days, set an automatic timer to turn your lights on and off five times a second while pulsating techno music plays."
    The OnionThe Onion · July 26, 2010
    Airport
    · East Elmhurst, United States
    5.4
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    "Local Coverage: Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples"
    The OnionThe Onion · July 26, 2010
    Erotic Museum
    · New York, United States
    7.8
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    "Beware: Some museums are more reputable than others. The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City? Pretty reputable. The Flagstaff Groundhog & Jackalope Hall of Fame? Less so."
    The OnionThe Onion · July 26, 2010
    Art Museum
    · New York, United States
    9.7