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      National Museum of American HistoryOctober 30, 2010
      History Museum
      • Washington, United States

      When on a guided tour of a history museum, at every civilization, ask whether the men of that era ever had an overpowering urge to dress as a woman and be caressed by a big, strong man.

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      Yankee StadiumJuly 26, 2010
      Baseball
      • Bronx, United States

      Local Coverage: Slashed Ticket Prices Allow Lesser Nobility To Attend Yankees Games Read more

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      LaGuardia Airport (LGA)July 26, 2010
      Airport
      • East Elmhurst, United States

      If you plan to be gone more than a few days, set an automatic timer to turn your lights on and off five times a second while pulsating techno music plays. Read more

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      Museum of SexJuly 26, 2010
      Museum
      • New York, United States

      Local Coverage: Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples Read more

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      The Metropolitan Museum of ArtJuly 26, 2010
      Art Museum
      • New York, United States

      Beware: Some museums are more reputable than others. The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City? Pretty reputable. The Flagstaff Groundhog & Jackalope Hall of Fame? Less so. Read more

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