Ugly Reviews

"Two staff are just chatting behind the bar, while I sit here at a dirty table from the people before, sipping on a terribly burnt and bitter flat white, so I can leave and forget this place exists."

"I get that they're proud of the local dairy industry, but we ordered a coffee, and all we got was two warm cups of milk. Tassie ratings are bogus. This is a 3 at best on the mainland."

"Not a lot too the coffee. Weak coffee flavour which is lost against the milk. Like drinking warm milk from a dirty cup. This can't be the best in Launceston, that'd be too sad."

"Silky coffee with a mild flavour profile in tiny cups. Spicy baked beans offered no spice and few beans. It was 90% chickpeas, so very chalky and unpleasant, instead of creamy spiced beans."

"The fat barista has no idea about coffee. Our flat white had more foam than our cappuccino!"

"Always very poor trainee coffee. They have great baristas, but waste them serving. Trainees should stick to staff coffee until they're exceptional, instead of ripping customers off."