Urban Boyer

"Aaron gives a killer beej for 20 bucks."

"Jeff is kind of a skank, you could totally get that."

"You really must get the Muhammara despite the fact that it is spelled incorrectly on the menu."

"While you're here, put some money in my account."

"The "Fruit Salad" on the menu is a disgusting styrofoam cup of canned fruit cocktail in syrup. I threw it in the garbage. Misleading and a waste of money."

"The Northern Bean Salad is awesome but try it grilled; it's even better."