"GLITTER SALE. If you can handle crushing crowds of bargain shoppers at this annual event, GO! Their best stockpiled designer clothes, jewelry, handbags, shoes, the amazing deals just keep going on! 😍"
"Romantic lights at night! Cute shops, art galleries, restaurants and Umbria coffee to sit outside & people watch. Don't miss First Thursdays Art Walk happening every month, which can get very crowded."
"Polite Society: Unspoken rules are to be followed. PARKING like a JERK is uncool. Prime space is limited! DON'T take up 2 spaces. DON'T bumper cars 'cause yours is crappy. DO play nice. KARMA. XOXO ;)"
"TWO pounds of the tastiest short ribs!! Although a bit pricey for scary dive, hey, it's THE AVE, healthy portions are great if you're seriously HUNGRY & you won't fit your skinny jeans afterwards!! ;)"
"LADIES: Please wear size you NEED, not the size you WISH. Yes... it's entirely see-through!! GUYS: I don't care how many six packs you have, put a shirt on! Sweat is... Gross. Invest in a sexy top. :)"