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Menu
Entree Specialties
16.50
A succulent, 1/2 pound of tender flat iron steak, cooked to order. It comes with a side of crisp seasonal veggies and buttery mashed potatos with savory gravy.
The Red Dragon
Soups / Salads
Salad of Simplicity
5.25 - 8.25
A fresh seasonal salad with your choice of dressing.
Soup of the Day
3.25 - 6.25
Ask your server what delicious soup is available.
House +2 Chili
3.25 - 6.25
Our famous +2 chili in a bowl by itself.
Alchemist's Pasta
11.00
Spaghetti, spinach, cheese, green onions, and olives, topped with an oil infused with hot peppers and garlic.
Alchemist's Proof
Firebat Penne
9.25
Start a fire in your mouth with our spicy skyy vodka cheese sauce, tossed over a dish of penne noodles.
Zerg Rush
The Ares
Caesar Salad
6.25 - 9.25
A tasty caesar salad.
Soup of the Day
3.25 - 6.25
Our famous +2 chili in a bowl by itself.
Poached Spaghetti Monster
9.25
A delicious poached spaghetti monster with our house marinara sauce. It can’t block flying creatures.
Anti-Alchemist's Pasta
The Brood
Medivac Penne
The Athena
9.25
Warzone of flavor. A combo of hummus, tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions and romaine atop pita bread.
Burgers
Tooltip
All our burgers come with your choice of tots, fries, salad or soup. Sub in a chicken ($3) or veggie ($1) patty on any of our signiture burgers.
Street Samurai
9.25
A megacorp-buyout burger. Pineapple and provolone on a chuck patty, with teriyaki sauce and wasabi mayo.
Kahuna Runner
The Sam
Elven Kings
Dragon Burger
10.25
An all chuck patty smothered with fiery habanero sauce, topped with skyfire salsa, pepper jack, guacamole and spicy mayo.
The or 40K
Warchief
River’s Revenge
Jackhammer
The Normal
9.25
Beef, lettuce, onion, tomato, and house mayo. It’s so ordinary we didn’t even make a gamer reference.
Orc Decker
Sub in an orc patty
The One Ring
9.25
A single, massive onion ring, forged in the fires of mount doom (err rather our doom frier) sitting upon an orc patty and doused with a special BBQ sauce.
Mt. Doom
Toadstool's Revenge
12.25
A huge portobello cap topped with swiss and an all chuck patty. It’s the best mushroom burger in town.
The Orc Burger
13.50
A orc-sized, beef patty piled high with ham, bacon, and salami, your choice of mayo, and no wussy greens.
Take Back Farm!
The Reaver
13.25
A huge massacre of our +2 chili on an open faced burger. You’re going to need a fork!
The Marauder
10.25
Its got a whole lot a love to give! An orc patty, firebat sauce, and parmesan cheese.
Cmc-660
Sides & Additions
Bacon (4P)
4.00
Orc Patty (Xl)
4.00
Veggie Patty
4.00
Turkey
3.00
Ciabatta Bread
3.00
Normal Patty
3.00
Chicken Patty
4.00
Ham
3.00
Salami
2.00
Tuna Salad
2.00
Sandwiches
Tooltip
Each sandwich comes with your choice of tots, fries, salad or soup.
Vorpal Turkey Club
The U.L.T.
9.25
Grilled unicorn bacon with romaine lettuce, tomatoes and provolone cheese. The taste is pure magic!
Gult
The Blighter
Templar Tuna Roll
6.50
Our own unique tuna salad with melted provolone, and cool lettuce on a kaiser roll.
Half Orc Paladin-
Sheik's Chain
Turkey Club of Smiting
11.25
Toasted turkey, grilled unicorn bacon, and fresh tomatoes with our special unique mayo of smiting.
Turkey Club Deconstructed
1.00
Turn the club into a salad
Uuuuult
Druid Delight
10.25
Hot house cucumbers, fresh tomatoes, spinach, grilled portobello slices, guacamole and our fresh hummus.
Ardent Dilettante
Vengeance Roll
The Triforce of Taste
9.25
Hot house cucumbers, cream cheese, grilled portobello slices, and guacamole all on grilled ciabatta bread
Cold Drinks
Soda
3.00
Cherry Coke
3.00
Poweraid Blue
3.00
Mr. Pibb
3.00
Lemonade
3.00
Coke
3.00
Diet Coke
3.00
Fanta Orange
3.00
Sprite
3.00
Pitcher
3.00
No free refills
Juice
Grapefruit
3.00
Orange
3.00
Tomato
3.00
Cranberry
3.00
Blueberry
3.00
Hot Drinks
Hot Tea
2.25
Hot Chocolate
2.00
Drip Coffee
2.25
Apple Cider
2.00
Happy Hour!
Tooltip
4pm to 6pm and 12 to close every day
Micro Brews
3.00
Sky River Mead
3.00
Can Has Cheezburger
4.00
Imports
4.25
Last Call
Tooltip
12am to close mon to thurs.
Fireball Whiskey
2.00
Midnight Madness Shot
2.00
Can Has Cheezburger
4.00
Happy Pasta
6.50
Happy Tots
5.00
Gutter Shot
1.00
Bartender's Choice Pitcher
11.50
Absolut Bombs
5.00
Can Has Moar Burger
6.00
Happy Tuna
4.00
Happy Caesar
4.00
Appetizers
Tooltip
Our oil is meat and trans-fat free.
Side Quest Pita and Hummus
6.25
Dip into our home made red pepper hummus with delicious slices of pita bread.
True Gold Corn Balls
7.25
A basket of breaded and fried sweet cream corn balls.
Mozzarella Joy Sticks
7.25
A basket of breaded and fried mozzarella sticks.
Fried Ravioli
8.25
Breaded and fried jalapeno, cheese ravioli.
Tots or Fries
8.25
A large helping of tater tots or french fries topped with chili and cheese. Garnished with onions and olives.
Covenant's Onion Halos
8.25
A heaping basket of perfectly fried onion rings.
Fried Pickle Caps
6.25
A basket of breaded and fried dill pickle slices.
Dwarven Battle Bread
6.25
Four slices of battle ready cheesy garlic bread.
Drinks
AFK Tavern Cocktails
Drinks which defy explanation
Blackbeard's Revenge
8.25
Sailor jerry, butterscotch schnapps and ourtap rootbeer. It'll shiver your timbers.
Mana Potion
7.25
Hpnotiq, absolut berry acai, chateau monet and smurf's blood. 2 minute cooldown.
Sonic Screwdriver (10th Doctor)
7.00
Vodka, orange juice and blueberry juice. alonzi!
6d6 Fireball
9.25
Absolute peppar, fireball whiskey and peppermint schnapps. Reflex save for half damage.
1,000 Needles
7.00
Jose cuervo, sour pucker, midori, orange juice, agave, pineapple juice and sprite. Deals exactly 1000 liver damage!
Limbic Fizzler
7.25
Perfect cure for what ails you! a clash of absolute pear, and ginger ale with a cube of star dust.
Shrodinger's Martini
16.00
A dirty martini modification, peppery and savory, White organic washington whiskey – headlong white dog.
Cap’n Jack Sparrow
10.00
Kraken, pyrate and capn. Morgan rum with a dash of beefeater gin and full throttle.
Sonic Screwdriver (11th Doctor)
7.00
Midori, vodka and orange juice. With a bowtie.
Power Suit Samus
8.00
Absolut mandrin, x-rated, cointreau, pineapple juice, orange juice. You too can kill metroid.
Slightly Roguish
Sweet and Deceptive
Kaywinnit Frye
6.00
A firefly vodka collins; no power in the ‘verse can stop the sweet nature of this drink, or the mechanic it's named after.
Ice Orb Sorc
7.00
A strong, minty version of a blended mudlide. +2 luck. The drink of choice for baal runs.
Tibanna Gas
7.00
Orange vodka, pinnacle whip, and cream.Captured in bespin's lower atmosphere.
Akagi Red Suns
8.00
Muddled mint and limes, redrum, cranberry juice and sprite. Don't challenge the tofu driver.
Tropic Thunder
7.00
Cherry vodka, absolute mango, white creme de coca, and sprite. Not a rooster illusion.
Ryuk the Shinigami
6.00
Fireball, apple pucker and cranberry juice.
Rowdy Roddy Piper
7.00
“Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum” bubble gum vodka and a boot.
Vespene Gas
9.00
Absolute citron, sour apple pucker, midori. Required for any carrier rush.
Don't Judge Me!
8.00
Perfect for the more effeminate orc! green, fruity, strong and a little confusing.
Cybermen conversion Colada
7.00
Upgrades, anyone? effen vodka, chai tea infused syrup, pineapple juice and 151.
Mon Calamari Seascape
6.00
An aqua mojito made with malibu passionfruit. It's not a trap.
Pedobear
5.00
An X-rated shirlie temple. May or may not be served with loli or chris hansen.
Lon Lon Milk
9.25
Fill up your hearts so you can shoot your sword with power! Frangelico, American Honey, Half and Half or Milk.
Sereni-tea
8.00
Muddled oranges and cherries with firefly vodka and a splash of soda. Perfect for any crew.
Tallahassee's Twinkie
7.00
Absolut vanilla, pinnacle whip and frangelico with bitters and soda. Actually can go bad.
Kirby's Adventure
9.00
White crème de coca, 99 banana's, grenedine, half and half. Hall, hall, hall, hall.
Over 9000!
8.00
Goldschlager, fireball, 151 and Sprite. It will break scouters.
Man-Candy Hilt Job
8.00
X-Rated, French kiss, Irish cream, heavy cream and a hint of lavender. Do you moisturize?
Nerdy Girl FooFoo Drink
10.00
Tequila rose, chateau monet and whip cream – add some amazing artwork.
Pussy Bomb
7.00
Drop shot of raspberry liquor, and tequila rose into full throttle. Goes in easier than you'd think.
Wizardly Drinks
For the refined pallet
Catan Margarita
12.00
A natural margarita with fresh limes and aha toro reposado, also may include ore, brick, wheat, sheep or wood.
Darkness Rising
5.00
Guinness rising above amber blackthorn's cider.
The Mist
5.00
Sambuca, absolut vanila, and soda water.You never know where it will take you.
Fezes are Cool `
8.00
Knob creek whiskey, splash of sweet and sour, and cranberry juice. Also, fezes are not cool.
Klingon Bloodwine
10.00
Amaretto, cabernet and rum. TlhIngan mah!!
Gerudo Valley Tea
11.00
A smokey sweet tea sour featuring firefly tea and bulleit burbon. Hand picked by Gerudo warriors.
Glorious Magitech Martini
12.00
A crisp martini made with hendrix gin, shaken with a lemon and a lime and dashed with a splash of vermouth and wisked with sourcestones.
Sphinxian Tree-cat sap wine
10.00
Native to sphinx, this wine is hard to obtain... but worth every drop.
Miskatonic Martini
6.00
Tanqueray, dry vermouth and freshly squeezed limes with an olive garnish. Also madness... did we mention madness?
Vorlon Ambassador
10.00
Blast of American honey, absolute vanilla and a fresh squeezed orange. What do you see?
Morning Glory Dew
6.00
St. Germaine, American honey, sprite and smurf blood. Must be seated while drinking.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
10.00
Tequila, gin, 151, triple sec, blue curaco.Stands ready to smash your brains out.
Charlie Sheen
6.00
Adonis DNA, tiger's blood and “cocaine”; everything you need to be bi-winning.
Little Elven Rigger
5.00
Vodka, amaretto, lychee-infused simple syrup, and full throttle. A remote wireless arsenal. Flask of Alchemist Fire 7 A mixture of Fireball and Goldschlager to set your senses ablaze. +2d6 splash damage.
Frost speced PVP Mage
9.00
A blend of peppermint and ice. Ready to crit you even though all that resilience.
Pelor's other burning sensation
7.00
A absolut peppar martini garnished with a pepperoncini. You know you just wanted the healing domain.
Philosoraptor
9.00
A scotch and soda with a touch of lemon, in a glass half full... or is it half empty?
Fit for a Warrior
For those who can handle it
Potion of Courage
8.00
Lacking the courage for... well anything? Half of this and you'll have more then you need.
We Should have Shotguns for this
8.00
Whiskey, lime juice, bitters, 151 rum and rockstar. What you need when dealing with a goddamn hand cannon.
Powerthirst
6.00
Win at everything forever! comes in manana, fizzbitch, gun, godberry, rawberry, shockolate, or juice springsteen
Running Riot Bloody Marria
10.00
A bloody mary with tequila and skyfire salsa to give it a spicy kick. Rock this slayer match.
Punch the Dwarf
8.00
Whiskey, stroh and dragonstooth stout. hahah. punch it. go ahead. punch the dwarf!
Romulan Ale
10.00
Illegal in the federation from at least the early 2280s and a few sips of this high proof drink might help you understand why.
Bawls of Steel
11.00
Bawls cherry with and fighting cock bourbon. Yes?
Previously on Battlestar Glactica
9.00
Starbuck was a winy little bitch, and every one's a cylon. Sailor jerrys, ginger infused simple syrup, Absolut Pear and soda water.
More Dakka
5.00
Tastes like green? wait how is this better. What, I don't even.
Blood Bowl Touch Down
10.00
Full throttle night syrup extract (4 glasses worth) , and effen 100 proof vodka. **** YA!
Hail to the King
19.00
Three fingers of fighting cock bourbon on the rocks topped with vikings blod. The Duke is back.
Sky Titan Warship
9.00
Massive, powerful and dangerous. This drink is carried on every keg aboard.
The Hogger
11.00
A modified bloody mary with bakon and headlong whiskey. 40 man level 1 raid go!
Ma Deuce
8.00
Stroh and hot cocoa. This is your grandfathers machine gun.
Tony Stark's Breakfast of Champions
8.00
Appropriate for drinking at any time of the day: Crown royal and red stag cherry bourbon, on the rocks.
Celtic Dragon Slayer
8.00
Dragonstooth stout with a float of guinness.Clears that dragonblood taste from your mouth.
Glitterboy VS Deaths head
12.00
Monster energy drink, jagermeister, and goldschlager. ******* glitterboys...
Tachyon Particle Beam
10.00
Tachyons fix everything. That’s why this drink tastes awesome... in the future.
Signature Shots
For flavor fast
Fallout
6.00
Peach schnapps, Irish cream and midori. People come out of their bunkers for this one.
Naxxaramus Shots
7.00
Construct - sour pucker, pineapple juice and midori plague - creme de menthe and kapali military - buttershots and jagermeister arachnid - bailey's and peach schnapp's frostwyrm's lair - rumplemintz and franjelicob
Triforce
5.00
Goldschlager, vanilla vodka and dark rum
Adrenalight
5.00
Whiskey and Tequila tastes so bad will most likely add 1 to your attack.
Pestilence Gas
6.00
A cloudy mocha-flavored shot concocted by the more devious alchemist.
Good News Everyone!
5.00
Good news every one, I need you do drink this shot of Absolut citron and lemon juice then deliver it to the planet of slow painful deaths!
Inception
4.00
Kraken Black Spiced Rum and Sprite: a drink within a drink. You'll need to go deeper.
Jane's Hat
7.00
Jane loves his mother, and his hat.
Nurgle Pus
6.00
Drink this shot and the plague fathers blessing might just take away what ails you. Or make it 10 times worse.
Vashta Nerada
7.00
Count the shadows.... a shot of jagermesiter and kraken
Naughty Wood Elf
5.00
Kapali, Irish cream, creme de menthe, rumplemintz.
Sorting Hat
5.00
Gryffindor - goldshlager and fireball ravenclaw - blueberry vodka and frangelico Hufflepuff - Kraken Rum and 99 Banana's Slytherin - Gin and Green Creme De' Menthe
Red vs. Blue
5.00
Grenadine, X-rated, and Blue Curacao. They fight because they can't remember not fighting...
Portal Shot (A double shot!)
6.00
Gold Tequila and OJ / Lime Juice and Blue Curacao
Challenge Accepted
7.00
A double shot. Don't worry about what's in it, you probably can't take it anyway. Wimp.
Trollface
8.00
Jagermeister, Root Beer and Stroh. Trololololol
LikeLike
6.00
Hold on to that shield! A lemon honey shot with a coco rim.
Bear Gryls
6.00
Locked my keys in the car... better drink my own piss.
For the upstanding Paladin
Non-alcoholic drinks
Hylian Shield
9.00
A non alcoholic cocktail made with green tea infused syrup and a splash of lychee berry. Filled with fizzy pop.
Sportsracer Power Move
6.00
Iced cappuccino and coke, tastes as black as it pours.
Hit Girl
7.00
A drink inspired by a kick ass 11 year old terror known as hit girl. Chai tea infused Soda with a hit of something else.
I am 12 and what is this
6.00
Smurfs blood, sprite and oh God i am 12 and what is this.
Entrees & Specialties
The red dragon - add on a delicious pepper, whiskey and grand marnier sauce
Tooltip: served with your choice of soup or salad
Meat monster - make it a real monster with a crumbled orc patty
Veggie monster - tame the beast with a crumbled veggie patty
Anti-alchemist's pasta - add grilled chicken.
Alchemist’s proof - add marinara and succulent grilled chicken
The brood - add four tiger prawns
Medivac penne - add diced bacon.
Zerg rush - add four tiger prawns
The ares - add bacon and turkey
Iron Dragon Steak
16.50
A succulent, 1/2 pound of tender flat iron steak, cooked to order. It comes with a side of crisp seasonal veggies and buttery mashed potatos with savory gravy.
Alchemist's Pasta
11.00
Spaghetti, spinach, cheese, green onions, and olives, topped with an oil infused with hot peppers and garlic
Firebat Penne
9.25
Start a fire in your mouth with our spicy skyy vodka cheese sauce, tossed over a dish of penne noodles
Poached Spaghetti Monster
9.25
A delicious poached spaghetti monster with our house marinara sauce. It can’t block flying creatures
The Athena
9.25
Warzone of flavor. A combo of hummus, tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions and romaine atop pita bread.
Soups / Salads
Sos +ham - add ham
Sos +turkey - add turkey
Moar chicken - add chicken
Salad of Simplicity
5.95 - 8.25
A fresh seasonal salad with your choice of dressing
House +2 Chili
3.25 - 6.25
Our famous +2 chili in a bowl by itself
Caesar Salad
6.25 - 9.25
A tasty caesar salad
Soup of the Day
3.25 - 6.25
Ask your server what delicious soup is available.
Burgers
Tooltip: all our burgers come with your choice of tots, fries, salad or soup. Sub in a chicken(3) or veggie (1) patty on any of our signiture burgers.
The muggle - add bacon and cheese
Orc decker - sub in an orc patty and add bacon.
Kahuna runner- add ham.
The sam - add onions and ham
Mt. Doom - add our special home made pepper sauce
Elven kings - add three onion rings for the elven kings under the sky
The 1up! - Add bacon
Ancient red - add diced peppers for more of a punch.
Red ring of death - add our pepper sauce for a massive kick!
The or40k - add a huge portobello cap for a grim/dark taste.
Take back farm! - Add three different kinds of cheese
Warchief - add chicken, turkey, another orc patty, and cheese
River’s revenge - add a crumbled all chuck patty and lots of bacon.
Jackhammer - add diced bacon to the firebat sauce.
Cmc-660 - add sky fire salsa
The One Ring
9.25
A single, massive onion ring, forged in the fires of mount doom (err rather our doom frier) sitting upon an orc patty and doused with a special BBQ sauce
Toadstool's Revenge
12.25
A huge portobello cap topped with swiss and an all chuck patty. It’s the best mushroom burger in town.
Dragon Burger
10.25
An all chuck patty smothered with fiery habanero sauce, topped with skyfire salsa, pepper jack, guacamole and spicy mayo.
The Normal
9.25
Beef, lettuce, onion, tomato, and house mayo. It’s so ordinary we didn’t even make a gamer reference
Street Samurai
9.25
A megacorp-buyout burger. Pineapple and provolone on a chuck patty, with teriyaki sauce and wasabi mayo.
The Orc Burger
13.50
A orc-sized, beef patty piled high with ham, bacon, and salami, your choice of mayo, and no wussy greens
The Reaver
13.25
A huge massacre of our +2 chili on an open faced burger. You’re going to need a fork!
The Marauder
10.25
Its got a whole lot a love to give! An orc patty, firebat sauce, and parmesan cheese
Sides
Additions
Normal Patty
3.00
Chicken Patty
4.00
Ham
3.00
Salami
2.00
Tuna Salad
2.00
Bacon (4P)
4.00
Orc Patty (Xl)
4.00
Veggie Patty
4.00
Turkey
3.00
Ciabatta Bread
3.00
Sandwiches
Tool tip: each sandwich comes with your choice of tots, fries, salad or soup.
Vorpal turkey club - add onions, ham and BBQ sauce.
Turkey club deconstructed - turn the club into a salad
Uuuuult - add way more bacon
Gult- add guacamole
The blighter - add lots of bacon
Ardent dilettante - add on olives, grilled pineapple, red onion, jalapenos and provolone cheese.
Vengeance roll - add a huge, grilled portobello cap and extra tuna
Half orc paladin- add an orc patty
Sheik's chain - add bacon and chicken
The U.L.T.
9.24
Grilled unicorn bacon with romaine lettuce, tomatoes and provolone cheese. The taste is pure magic!
Templar Tuna Roll
6.50
Our own unique tuna salad with melted provolone, and cool lettuce on a kaiser roll.
Turkey Club of Smiting
11.25
Toasted turkey, grilled unicorn bacon, and fresh tomatoes with our special unique mayo of smiting.
Druid Delight
10.25
Hot house cucumbers, fresh tomatoes, spinach, grilled portobello slices, guacamole and our fresh hummus
The Triforce of Taste
9.25
Hot house cucumbers, cream cheese, grilled portobello slices, and guacamole all on grilled ciabatta bread
Cold Drinks
Soda Glass / Pitcher
3.00
Coke, cherry coke, diet coke, power-aid blue, fanta orange, mr. pibb, sprite and lemonade (pitcher - no free refills)
Juice
3.00
Grapefruit, cranberry, orange, blueberry, and tomato
Hot Drinks
Hot Tea
2.25
Hot Chocolate
2.00
Drip Coffee
2.00
Apple Cider
2.00
Happy Hour
Tooltip:4pm to 6pm and 12 to close every day
Micro Brews
3.50
Sky River Mead
3.00
Can Has Cheezburger
4.00
Imports
4.25
Last Call
Tooltip:12am to close mon to thurs
Fireball Whiskey
2.00
Midnight Madness Shot
2.00
Can Has Cheezburger
4.00
Happy Pasta
6.50
Happy Tots
5.00
Gutter Shot
1.00
Bartender's Choice Pitcher
11.50
Absolut Bombs
5.00
Can Has Moar Burger
6.00
Happy Tuna
4.00
Happy Caesar
4.00
Well List
Well Shots
3.00
Vodka: Sobieski
3.00
Rum Silver: Bacardi Superior
3.00
Tequila: El Charro
3.00
Bourbon: Jim Beam
3.00
Well Shots W/ Mixers
4.00
Gin: Gordons
3.00
Rum Spiced: Captain Morgan
3.00
Whiskey: Seagrams 7
3.00
Beers: On Tap
Seasonal: Ninkasi Sleigh'r
4.25
Elysian Men's Room Red
4.25
Diamond Knot IPA
4.25
Blackthorn Cider
5.00
Elysian Dragons-Tooth Stout
4.25
Blue Moon
4.25
Pike Monk's Uncle
4.25
Mac and Jack's African Amber
4.25
Guinness
5.00
Weihenstephoner
4.25
Beers: Rotational Taps
Pike Kilt Lifter Scotch Ale
4.25
Trios Pistoles
4.25
Deschutes Black Butte
4.25
Maritime Old Seattle Lager
4.25
Stone Arrogant Bastard
5.00
Beers: Non/Alcoholic Tap
Snoqualmie Falls Root Beer
5.00
Beers: Bottles & Cans
New Belgium Fat Tire
4.00
Budweiser
3.00
Corona
3.00
He'brew Messiah Bold
4.50
Ninkasi Oatis Oatmeal Stout
6.00
Greens Gluten Free Dubbel
8.00
Can: G'knight Imperial Red
4.00
Can: Old Chub Scotch Ale
4.00
New Belgium 1554
4.00
Bud Light
3.00
Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale
5.00
Ninkasi Total Domination IPA
6.00
Spire Dark and Dry Cider
6.00
Can: Dale's Pale Ale
4.00
Can: Tenfiddy Imperial Stout
4.00
Meads
By the glass
Gl. Dansk Mjød
5.00
Iqhilika Birds Eye Chili
6.50
Iqhilika Herbal Blossom
6.50
Iqhilika Dry
6.50
Sky River Sweet
4.00
Viking Blod Mjød
5.00
Klapøjster Mjød
5.00
Iqhilika African Fig
6.50
Iqhilika Coffee
6.50
Sky River Dry
4.00
Appetizers
Tooltip: our oil is meat and trans-fat free
1 bacon - add crumbled bacon
1 cheese - add extra cheese
2 chili flood - add +2 chili dip
Side Quest Pita and Hummus
6.25
Dip into our home made red pepper hummus with delicious slices of pita bread
Fried Pickle Caps
6.25
A basket of breaded and fried dill pickle slices.
Dwarven Battle Bread
6.25
Four slices of battle ready cheesy garlic bread
+2 Tots or Fries
8.25
A large helping of tater tots or french fries topped with chili and cheese. Garnished with onions and olives
Covenant's Onion Halos
8.25
A heaping basket of perfectly fried onion rings
True Gold Corn Balls
7.25
A basket of breaded and fried sweet cream corn balls.
Mozzarella Joy Sticks
7.25
A basket of breaded and fried mozzarella sticks
Fried Ravioli
8.25
Breaded and fried jalapeno, cheese ravioli
Drink
Afk Tavern Cocktails
Drinks which defy explanation
Blackbeard's Revenge
8.25
Sailor jerry, butterscotch schnapps and our tap rootbeer. It'll shiver your timbers.
Mana Potion
7.25
Hpnotiq, absolut berry acai, chateau monet and smurf's blood. 2 minute cooldown.
Sonic Screwdriver (10Th Doctor)
7.00
Vodka, orange juice and blueberry juice. Alonzi!
6D6 Fireball
9.25
Absolute peppar, fireball whiskey and peppermint schnapps. Reflex save for half damage.
1,000 Needles
7.00
Jose cuervo, sour pucker, midori, orange juice, agave, pineapple juice and sprite. Dealsexactly 1000 liver damage!
Limbic Fizzler
7.25
Perfect cure for what ails you! A clash of absolute pear, and ginger ale with a cube of star dust.
Shrodinger's Martini
16.00
A dirty martini modification, peppery and savory, white organic washington whiskey – headlong white dog.
Cap’N Jack Sparrow
10.00
Kraken, pyrate and capn. Morgan rum with a dash of beefeater gin and full throttle.
Sonic Screwdriver (11Th Doctor)
7.00
Midori, vodka and orange juice. With abowtie.
Power Suit Samus
8.00
Absolut mandrin, x-rated, cointreau, pineapple juice, orange juice. You too can kill metroid.
Slightly Roguish Drinks
Sweet and deceptive
Kaywinnit Frye
6.00
A firefly vodka collins; no power in the ‘verse can stop the sweet nature of this drink, or the mechanic it's named after.
Ice Orb Sorc
7.00
A strong, minty version of a blended mudlide. +2 luck. The drink of choice for baal runs.
Tibanna Gas
7.00
Orange vodka, pinnacle whip, and cream. Captured in bespin's lower atmosphere.
Akagi Red Suns
8.00
Muddled mint and limes, redrum, cranberry juice and sprite. Don't challenge the tofu driver.
Tropic Thunder
7.00
Cherry vodka, absolute mango, white creme de coca, and sprite. Not a rooster illusion.
Ryuk the Shinigami
6.00
Fireball, apple pucker and cranberry juice.
Rowdy Roddy Piper
7.00
“Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all out of gum” bubble gum vodka and a boot.
Vespene Gas
9.00
Absolute citron, sour apple pucker, midori. Required for any carrier rush.
Don't Judge Me!
8.00
Perfect for the more effeminate orc! Green, fruity, strong and a little confusing.
Cybermen Conversion Colada
7.00
Upgrades, anyone? Effen vodka, chai tea infused syrup, pineapple juice and 151
Mon Calamari Seascape
6.00
An aqua mojito made with malibu passionfruit. It's not a trap.
Pedobear
5.00
An x-rated shirlie temple. May or may not be served with loli or chris hansen.
Lon Lon Milk
9.25
Fill up your hearts so you can shoot your sword with power! Frangelico, american honey, half and half or milk.
Sereni-Tea
8.00
Muddled oranges and cherries with firefly vodka and a splash of soda. Perfect for any crew.
Tallahassee's Twinkie
7.00
Absolut vanilla, pinnacle whip and frangelico with bitters and soda. Actually can go bad
Kirby's Adventure
9.00
White crème de coca, 99 banana's, grenedine, half and half.
Over 9000!
8.00
Goldschlager, fireball, 151 and sprite. It will break scouters.
Man-Candy Hilt Job
8.00
X-rated, french kiss, irish cream, heavy cream and a hint of lavender. Do you moisturize?
Nerdy Girl Foofoo Drink
10.00
Tequila rose, chateau monet and whip cream – add some amazing artwork.
Pussy Bomb
7.00
Drop shot of raspberry liquor, and tequila rose into full throttle. Goes in easier than you'd think.
Wizardly Drinks
For the refined pallet
Catan Margarita
12.00
A natural margarita with fresh limes and aha toro reposado, also may include ore, brick, wheat, sheep or wood.
Darkness Rising
5.00
Guinness rising above amber blackthorn's cider.
The Mist
5.00
Sambuca, absolut vanila, and soda water. You never know where it will take you.
Fezes Are Cool
8.00
Knob creek whiskey, splash of sweet and sour, and cranberry juice. Also, fezes are not cool.
Klingon Bloodwine
10.00
Amaretto, cabernet and rum. Tlhingan
Flask of Alchemist Fire
7.00
A mixture of fireball and goldschlager to set your senses ablaze. +2d6 splash damage.
Frost Speced Pvp Mage
9.00
A blend of peppermint and ice. Ready to crit you even though all that resilience.
Pelor's Other Burning Sensation
7.00
A absolut peppar martini garnished with a pepperoncini. You know you just wanted the healing domain.
Philosoraptor
9.00
A scotch and soda with a touch of lemon, in a glass half full... or is it half empty?
Miskatonic Martini
6.00
Tanqueray, dry vermouth and freshly squeezed limes with an olive garnish. Also madness... did we mention madness?
Vorlon Ambassador
10.00
Blast of american honey, absolute vanilla and a fresh squeezed orange. What do you see?
Morning Glory Dew
6.00
St. germaine, american honey, sprite and smurf blood. Must be seated while drinking.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
10.00
Tequila, gin, 151, triple sec, blue curaco. Stands ready to smash your brains out.
Charlie Sheen
6.00
Adonis dna, tiger's blood and “cocaine”; everything you need to be bi-winning.
Little Elven Rigger
5.00
Vodka, amaretto, lychee-infused simple syrup, and full throttle. A remote wireless arsenal.
Gerudo Valley Tea
11.00
A smokey sweet tea sour featuring firefly tea and bulleit burbon. Hand picked by gerudo warriors.
Glorious Magitech Martini
12.00
A crisp martini made with hendrix gin, shaken with a lemon and a lime and dashed with a splash of vermouth and wisked with sourcestones.
Sphinxian Tree-Cat Sap Wine
10.00
Native to sphinx, this wine is hard to obtain... but worth every drop.
Fit for a Warrior
For those who can handle it
Potion of Courage
8.00
Lacking the courage for... well anything? Half of this and you'll have more then you need.
We Should Have Shotguns for This
8.00
Whiskey, lime juice, bitters, 151 rum and rockstar. What you need when dealing with a goddamn hand cannon.
Powerthirst
6.00
Win at everything forever! Comes in manana, fizzbitch, gun, god-berry, rawberry, shockolate, or juice springsteen
Running Riot Bloody Marria
10.00
A bloody mary with tequila and sky fire salsa to give it a spicy kick. Rock this slayer match.
Punch the Dwarf
8.00
Whiskey, stroh and dragons tooth stout. Hahah. Punch it. Go ahead. Punch the dwarf!
Romulan Ale
10.00
Illegal in the federation from at least the early 2280s and a few sips of this high proof drink might help you understand why.
Bawls of Steel
11.00
Bawls cherry with and fighting cock bourbon. Yes?
Previously on Battle Star Glactica
9.00
Star buck was a winy little bitch, and every one's a cylon. Sailor jerrys, ginger infused simple syrup, absolut pear and soda water.
More Dakka
5.00
Tastes like green? Wait how is this better.
Blood Bowl Touch Down
10.00
Full throttle night syrup extract (4 glasses worth) , and effen 100 proof vodka.
Hail to the King
19.00
Three fingers of fighting cock bourbon on the rocks topped with vikings blod. The duke is back.
Sky Titan Warship
9.00
Massive, powerful and dangerous. This drink is carried on every keg aboard.
The Hogger
11.00
A modified bloody mary with bakon and headlong whiskey. 40 man level 1 raid go!
Ma Deuce
8.00
Stroh and hot cocoa. This is your grandfathers machine gun.
Tony Stark's Breakfast of Champions
8.00
Appropriate for drinking at any time of the day:crown royal and red stag cherry bourbon, on the rocks.
Celtic Dragon Slayer
8.00
Dragon stooth stout with a float of guinness. Clears that dragon blood taste from your mouth.
Glitter Boy VS Deaths Head
12.00
Monster energy drink, jagermeister, and golds chlager.
Tachyon Particle Beam
10.00
Tachyons fix everything. That’s why this drink tastes awesome... in the future.
Signature Shots
For flavor fast
Vashta Nerada
7.00
Count the shadows.... a shot of jager mesiter and kraken
Naughty Wood Elf
5.00
Kapali, irish cream, creme de menthe, rumplemintz.
Sorting Hat
5.00
Gryffindor - golds chlager and fireball raven claw - blueberry vodka and frangelico hufflepuff - kraken rum and 99 banana's slytherin - gin and green creme de' menthe
Red VS. Blue
5.00
Grenadine, x-rated, and blue curacao. They fight because they can't remember not fighting
Portal Shot (a Double Shot!)
6.00
Gold tequila and OJ / lime juice and blue curacao
Challenge Accepted
7.00
A double shot. Don't worry about what's in it, you probably can't take it anyway. Wimp.
Trollface
8.00
Jagermeister, root beer and stroh. Trololololol
Like Like
6.00
Hold on to that shield! A lemon honey shot with a coco rim.
Bear Gryls
6.00
Locked my keys in the car... better drink my own piss.
Cranial Plating
6.00
Absinthe and kapali. It's not banned here.
Fallout
6.00
Peach schnapps, irish cream and midori. People come out of their bunkers for this one.
Naxxaramus Shots
7.00
Construct - sour pucker, pineapple juice and midori plague - creme de menthe and kapali military - butter shots and jagermeister arachnid - bailey's and peach schnapp's frostwyrm's lair - rumplemintz and franjelico
Triforce
5.00
Golds chlager, vanilla vodka and dark rum
Adrenalight
5.00
Whiskey and tequila tastes so bad will most likely add 1 to your attack.
Pestilence Gas
6.00
A cloudy mocha-flavored shot concocted by the more devious alchemist.
Good News Everyone!
5.00
Good news every one, i need you do drink this shot of absolut citron and lemon juice then deliver it to the planet of slow painful deaths!
Inception
4.00
Kraken black spiced rum and sprite: a drink within a drink. You'll need to go deeper.
Jane's Hat
7.00
Jane loves his mother, and his hat.
Nurgle Pus
6.00
Drink this shot and the plague fathers blessing might just take away what ails you. Or make it 10 times worse.
For the Upstanding Paladin
Non-alcoholic drinks
Hylian Shield
9.00
A non alcoholic cocktail made with green tea infused syrup and a splash of lychee berry. Filled with fizzy pop.
Sportsracer Power Move
6.00
Iced cappuccino and coke, tastes as black as it pours.
Hit Girl
7.00
A drink inspired by a kick ass 11 year old terror known as hit girl. Chai tea infused soda with a hit of something else.
I Am 12 and What Is This
6.00
Smurfs blood, sprite and oh god i am 12
Lunch
Sandwiches
Turkey Club of Smiting
11.00
Toasted turkey, grilled “unicorn” bacon, and fresh tomatoes with our special unique mayo of smiting.
Druid Delight
10.00
Hot house cucumbers, fresh tomatoes, spinach, grilled portobello slices and our fresh hummus.
Sheik's Chain
12.00
Hot house cucumbers, cream cheese, and grilled chicken, and bacon on grilled ciabatta.
The Ult
9.00
Grilled “unicorn” bacon, romaine lettuce, and tomatoes with provolone cheese.
Templar Tuna Roll
6.00
Our own unique tuna salad with melted provolone, and cool lettuce on a kaiser roll.
Snacks
+ 2 Tots or Fries of Snacking
6.00
A snack sized helping of our tater tots or french fries topped with chilli and cheese.
Glados Twice Baked Potato
7.00
Two 1.1v of ai sustaining potatoes.
True Gold Corn Balls
7.00
Breaded and fried cream corn.
Fried Pickle Caps
6.00
Breaded and fried dill pickle slices.
Burgers
Dragon Burger
10.00
Patty smothered with fiery habanero sauce topped with skyfire salsa, pepper jack cheese, and spicy mayo. Modification: “ancient red”
Mushroom Burger
12.00
A huge fire-grilled portobello mushroom topped with swiss cheese and our all chuck patty. We'd say it's the best mushroom burger in town. Modification: “the 1up”
The One Ring Burger
9.00
One massive onion ring, forged in the fires of mount doom... err rather our doom frier.. sitting upon an orc patty doused with special BBQ sauce. Modification: “elven kings” three rings for the elven kings under the sky 2
The Normal
9.00
A patty topped with lettuce, onion, tomato, and our house mayo. Modification: “the muggle”
The Street Samurai Burger
9.00
In the vein of cyber-punk, a true megacorp buy out burger. Grilled pineapple and provolone cheese atop our chuck patty smothered in teriyaki sauce lightly graced with wasabi mayo. Modification: “kahuna runner”
The Orc Burger
13.00
An extra large beef patty piled high with ham, bacon, and salami, your choice of mayo, and no wussy greens. Modification: “take back farm!”
Pasta
“Hellion” Penne
6.00
The lunch version of our firebat penne. Special fire born sky vodka creamy cheese sauce with penne. Modification: “medic penne”
Once Flying Spaghetti Monster
6.00
Double delicious poached spaghetti monster with our yummy house marinara sauce. It can no longer block flying creatures
Soups – Salads
Soup-of-the -Day
3.00 - 5.00
Ask your server what delicious soup is available.
Salad of Simplicity
5.00 - 8.00
A fresh seasonal salad with your choice of dressing
Turkey Salad of Smiting
10.00
Turkey, bacon, tomatoes, cucumbers spinach, and cool ranch of smiting.
Chilli
3.00 - 5.00
Our +2 chilli in a bowl by itself.
Caesar Salad
6.00 - 9.00
A tasty caesar salad. Modification: “moar chicken caesar”
Druid's Regrowth Salad
10.00
Spinach, cucumbers, tomatoes, red onions, a three cheese blend, grilled portobello with your choice of dressing
Beverages: Fountain Drinks
Vault
3.00
Sprite
3.00
Coke
3.00
Diet Coke
3.00
Mr. Pibb
3.00
Powerade Blue
3.00
Cherry Coke
3.00
Fanta Orange.
3.00
Beverages: Juices & Milk
W/ice
Juices and Milk
3.00 - 6.00
Beverages: Hot Drinks
Tea
2.00
Hot Chocolate
1.00
Coffee
2.25
Apple Cider
1.00
Alcoholic Beverages: Main Taps
Guinness
5.00
Mac and Jacks African Amber
4.25
Diamond Knot IPA
4.25
Scuttlebutt Porter
4.25
Rolling Rock
3.00
Elysian Dragon's Tooth Stout
4.25
Weihenstephaner
4.25
Pike Monk's Uncle Triple Belgian
4.25
Men's Room Red
4.25
Blackthorn Cider
5.00
Alcoholic Beverages: Rotational Taps
Lazy Boy Pilsner
4.25
Elysian Loser
4.25
Ninkasi Spring Rain
5.00
Unibroue Trois Pistoles
4.25
Blue Moon
4.25
Alcoholic Beverages: Non-Alcoholic Tap
Snoqualmie Falls Root Beer
5.00
Alcoholic Beverages: Bottles & Cans
Spire Dark and Dry Cider
6.00
Total Domination
6.00
Guinness Foreign Stout
5.00
Corona
3.00
Michelob Ultra
3.00
G'knight Imperial Red
4.00
Ninkasi Otis Oatmeal
6.00
Diamond Knot Whip Ale
6.00
Kirin Ichiban
5.00
Bud/Bud Light
3.00
Dale's Pale Ale
4.00
Old Chub Scotch Ale
4.00
Alcoholic Beverages: Mead
Viking Blod Mjød
6.50
Klapøjster Mjød
7.50
Iqhilika African Fig
6.50
Iqhilika Coffee
6.50
Sky River Dry
4.00
Gl. Dansk Mjød
6.50
Iqhilika Birds Eye Chili
6.50
Iqhilika Herbal Blossom
6.50
Iqhilika Dry
6.50
Sky River Sweet
4.00
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