Quattro Gastronomia Italiana is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

1. Quattro Gastronomia Italiana

1014 Lincoln Rd (Michigan and Lincoln Road.), Miami Beach, FL
Italian Restaurant · City Center · 58 tips and reviews

Crystal G.Crystal Goh: Food is good, but service snooty - not the best for the experience or the taste, but probably the place for a pretentious evening outing.

Gilt CityGilt City: Aside from the quality people watching, we love the Panna cotta with strawberry soup, berries and lemon sorbet.

ThrillistThrillist: Go ask the bartender about those off-menu DISARONNO drink specials.

Delano South Beach is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

2. Delano South Beach

8.2
1685 Collins Ave Miami Beach, Fl 33139 (at 17th St), Miami Beach, FL
Hotel · City Center · 192 tips and reviews

Joe M.Joe Mama: Come here and hang out with pretentious overly privileged honkies and eurotrash.

Glenn E.Glenn Ebert: Grab a drink by the pool, or sit in the lobby to admire the mid-century modern brilliance. Dining is incredible (try Bianca) and if you're in the mood to party, hit up FDR in the basement

BravoBravo: I love the décor. Poolside at night, you will see and meet different interesting people from all over the world. -Sorah Daiha, Miami Social

HaVen Gastro-Lounge is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

3. HaVen Gastro-Lounge

1237 Lincoln Rd (West Avenue), Miami Beach, FL
Lounge · City Center · 57 tips and reviews

Christina C.Christina Coster: In love. A MUST when you are in Miami. Excellent happy hour, fantastic upscale lounge, not a drop pretentious. Chef Todd is an absolute doll & culinary genious!

@MisterHirsch@MisterHirsch: Welcome to South Beach's new hot spot ... For those in the know. Great food & even greater cocktails.

AskMenAskMen: Clubbing & fine dining don’t often go hand in hand, but recently opened South Beach lounge has lured chef Todd Erickson to its kitchen, where he creates organic small plates, food is served until 5am. Read more.

The Broken Shaker is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

4. The Broken Shaker

9.4
2727 Indian Creek Dr, Miami Beach, FL
Cocktail Bar · Ocean Front · 239 tips and reviews

Jacobo G.Jacobo Gómez: Nice hideout terrace/hotel pool bar well located and still FAR from the show-off pretentious crowd you usually see in South Beach nightlife spots... More locals, less tourists. Great place

Miami.comMiami.com: The cocktail menu is constantly changing, highlighting fresh herbs and spices from the onsite garden, and homemade syrups, infusions, and elixirs. Read more.

Miami New TimesMiami New Times: Best of Miami Winner 2012 – Best Bartender: Drinks aren’t just mixed here; they’re crafted by the talented bartender Gabriel Orta. Don’t order your usual here! Ask for recommendations! Read more.

The Standard Miami Beach is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

5. The Standard Miami Beach

9.1
40 Island Ave, Miami Beach, FL
Hotel · Venetian Islands · 145 tips and reviews

Elyse E.Elyse Estrada: Awesome hotel. Great amenities, super cozy, not pretentious like other Standards. And the spa is pretty spectacular. Go paddle boarding for $40/hr. Great workout and pretty scenery.

Ghostly InternationalGhostly International: The spa of the Standard hotel group. Tucked away off on the Venetian Causeway, the Standard is a great place to enjoy a late afternoon Sunday sangria and dip in the pool.

AskMenAskMen: Wanderlust taking place from Thurs - Sun. Part yoga retreat & part music festival, the 4-day event consists of activities ranging from poolside meditation sessions to DJ-led parties that last a while. Read more.

Fontainebleau Miami Beach is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

6. Fontainebleau Miami Beach

9.0
4441 Collins Ave (at Indian Creek Dr), Miami Beach, FL
Resort · Ocean Front · 302 tips and reviews

LenaLena: Great view and nice staff. The pools are nice and clean. The restaurants serve delicious food. One con: it's not near the city center.

Miami New TimesMiami New Times: The legendary Fontainebleau is still as glitzy and glamourous as ever - cocktails at Bleau Bar, lounge poolside or at La Cote, dinner at Hakassan or Scarpetta - and party all night at LIV.

LogoTVLogoTV: Fontainebleau Resort was nominated for "Best Ultimate Luxury Hotel/Resort" by Logo's 2009 TripOut Gay Travel Awards! Check out the winners & other nominees at http://www.tripoutgaytravel.com/awards/

LIV is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

7. LIV

8.7
4441 Collins Ave, Miami Beach, FL
Night Club · Ocean Front · 231 tips and reviews

Samantha D.Samantha Diaz: Amazing people, amazing lights, & amazing DJs! what more can you ask for :)

BravoBravo: Totally chic, sleek and deluxe energy environment. The place is huge. It is the playground of Miami's real nightlife players and celebrities. -Michael Cohen, Miami Social

Veronica V.Veronica V: The best club in Miami! Awesome music, nice dancers, good drinks. It really "LIV" there!

Pubbelly Sushi is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

8. Pubbelly Sushi

8.8
1424 20th St (at Purdy Ave), Miami Beach, FL
Sushi Restaurant · 142 tips and reviews

Miami New TimesMiami New Times: Everything on the menu is delicious! Try the pork belly sandwich (order 2) and the pork belly dumplings.

BestOfBestOf: Winner of Best Restaurant in South Beach 2011. See more of the best at http://bestof.voiceplaces.com/miami Read more.

Miami New TimesMiami New Times: Best of Miami 2013- Best Sushi: Pubbelly Sushi. This Pub-like Japanese fusion restaurant combines fresh seafood with some spice, jalapenos and poblano peppers to name a few. Read more.

Mansion Nightclub is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

9. Mansion Nightclub

1235 Washington Ave (btwn 12th & 13th), Miami Beach, FL
Night Club · Flamingo-Lummus · 285 tips and reviews

Christina W.Christina Williams: Great nightclub for a first visit to Miami beach. Good atmosphere, great bartenders and lots of entertainment. Drink prices were typical for Miami. $14!for a rum and coke. Overall really good time

MTVMTV: The second we arrived it was mayhem! The club said it was their hottest night since 50 Cent was there for his record release. We had a blast in Miami! - Mike (The Situation), Jersey Shore

Miami New TimesMiami New Times: Best of Miami - Best Dance Club: superstar DJs such as Deadmau5, Bob Sinclar, David Guetta, Paul van Dyk, Laidback Luke, Benny Benassi and others have given its sound system a proper workout. Read more.

Nikki Beach Miami is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

10. Nikki Beach Miami

8.6
1 Ocean Dr (at 1st St), Miami Beach, FL
Beach Bar · South Point · 274 tips and reviews

Alex H.Alex Heredia: Excellent place to chill with friends. We had brunch and they play really good music to enjoy the meal. Brunch at $65 per head it's a little pricey but decent selection of food.

MTVMTV: Go on a Sunday - it's a nonstop party all day and make sure you get a pitcher of Mojitos all for yourself. - Vinny, Jersey Shore

Amnesia IbizaAmnesia Ibiza: What a lovely place! Jealous of @djmart_t who is playing here along with @marco_carola and other great artists very soon...

Nespresso Boutique is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

11. Nespresso Boutique

8.5
643 Lincoln Rd, Miami Beach, FL
Coffee Shop · City Center · 123 tips and reviews

Juan G P.Juan G Perez: Great selection of espressos and wonderful desserts. Try the raspberry tart and the macaroons .

Joseph F.Joseph Fasi: Excellent place to get great coffee, sit outside on comfortable chairs and enjoy people watching on Lincoln Road

SalahSalah: It is one of the world's best nesprsso boutiques .. the napoleon tasty and crispy go's will with my favorite expresso Machiatto

Dream South Beach Hotel is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

12. Dream South Beach Hotel

8.2
1111 Collins Ave (at 11th St), Miami Beach, FL
Hotel · Flamingo-Lummus · 63 tips and reviews

Jason A.Jason Adams: The Mango, Chicken and Palmito appetizer is excellent. Served on a bed of mescaline salad with walnut and cherry tomatoes.

MTVMTV: Great house music, best spot for Friday nights. - JWoww, Jersey Shore

MTVMTV: Sickkk house beats on Friday! Always waited for Fridays to fist pump at Dream! Very NYC vibe... - Snooki, Jersey Shore

Purdy Lounge is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

13. Purdy Lounge

1811 Purdy Avenue, Miami Beach, FL
Bar · 75 tips and reviews

@LincolnScoop@LincolnScoop: Wednesdays nights are ladies night! Ladies drink free from 11-1 - twitter.com/LincolnScoop

Sam H.Sam Hustle: Every Mon. come out to a great vibe of Caribbean music

BravoBravo: One of Miami's hottest dive bars where you will meet the hipsters and low-key socialites who like to listen to good music from Depeche Mode to The Rolling Stones. -Michael Cohen, Miami Social

Ted's Hideaway is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

14. Ted's Hideaway

7.9
124 2nd St, Miami Beach, FL
Bar · South Point · 39 tips and reviews

Alex R.Alex Richards: Sit at the bar and enjoy one of Miami's best dive bars. Go at happy hour - we all love cheap drinks!

Miami New TimesMiami New Times: Best Dive Bar on the beach - cheap drinks, good vibe, locals and young-professional crowd.

Carlitos R.Carlitos Rojas: Sam is the best bartender, awesome service.

El Chalán on the Beach is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Miami Beach.

15. El Chalán on the Beach

8.5
1580 Washington Ave (at 16th St), Miami Beach, FL
Peruvian Restaurant · City Center · 98 tips and reviews

24 Hour F.24 Hour Food Geek: Try the Pescado Con Mariscos - A seafood combination if fish, mussels, squid, octopus, and shrimp in a special mushroom seafood sauce

Stefanie S.Stefanie Smolski: Ceviche is so good! Seafood dishes are fresh and lomo saltado is great!

Alexander Y.Alexander Yurkovsky: The best of the best!))