Prepare for the worst, but hope for the best. Be safe everyone. Thanks for posting and checking in during this disaster.
Hurricane Sandy blew a laptop into the ocean. Now a dell is rolling in the deep.
Mayor Bloomberg said this storm is no laughing matter....then he read his speech in spanish...
NJ Gov. Chris Christie encourages residents to 'hunker down' in a safe place with enough food. He is choosing an Old Country Buffet #Frankenstorm #Sandy
When reporting #Frankenstorm, TV hosts should be required to shout #Sandy in a high-pitched voice like John Travolta at the end of Grease.
Try the wind. It's refreshing.
Save your bottle caps they will be the new currency ....
I got the alcohol, who has the bad decisions?
Woman behind me at grocery store was buying 15 rolls of toilet paper. She's truly expecting the worst #FrankenStorm #Sandy
Forget the water: wine is the only essential for midtown residents.
To best prepare please watch the instructional video: The Day After Tomorrow featuring Jake Gyllenhaal.
Mayor Bloomberg: "This is a serious and dangerous storm. For those in Zone A, evacuation is mandatory."
Get local weather updates even when the power is out by using a battery powered radio or the free iHeartRadio app. Stay safe!
Drink your chilled whites first in case you lose power
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Gearing up to be the best waterpark in the tri-state area!
Watch Hurricane Sandy Slam the East Coast Through These 5 Live Webcams.
Grab your special somebody and hunker down. Hurricanes make a great third date!
Reminder: Please don't call the weather FRANKENSTORM. That's the name of the doctor who created the storm.
We're all doomed ...Macy's have sold out of umbrellas ¶:o)
Ask her out there's no tomorrow
Sandy That BitCh
To follow the storm's path, here's an excellent link. http://google.org/crisismap/sandy-2012
Governor Cuomo has announced the suspension of MTA service, including LIRR, bus & rail commuter trains, and MTA-North. Last subway trains at 7PM and last buses at 9PM.
You *did* remember to call your, ummm..."landscaper" before the MTA shutdown, right?
Be sure to get cash from the ATM now since that won't work when the power goes out. And fill the tub with water so you can use it to refill and flush the toilet. Been there, done that. :) Yes we can!
Buy a boat. It's value will double tomorrow.
Bloomberg warns Spanish-Speaking New Yorkers to "avoidado los hurricañes." lol
Stock up on beer. The water might go bad !
I plan on resorting to cannibalism when the food runs low (or if it gets boring). Gordon Ramsey has a great recipe.
tweet with #gasline #nyopen #nygas #njopen #njgas Help others find open gas stations. ty
Sandy is about to unleash the Kraken on the tri-state area. #pray
#nygas #nyopen tweet open gas stations in Queens. Looking for gas in Whitestone.
Love your neighbor, they may have lost everything.
Mother Nature decided to dress up as Sandy this year...
Sacrebleu ! -Hercule Poirot
There's a storm coming Mr. Wayne. And when it hits you will wonder how a storm could be so hyped and leave so little hype for the other news stories.
I would love to be here with a friend if someone could help me travel there :)
When I was a youngbuck growing up in Pennsylvania, Taylor Swift and I were in a kids theatre group rendition of Grease. She played #Sandy.
Can someone help me travel there?
It's the end of the world as we know it...
Don't take this storm lightly folks! Prepare! STAY INSIDE! Everything named Sandy is enormous!
Charge all old cell phones and use for flashlight app!
Commemorate the storm and donate to Red Cross at Frankenstormtshirt.com
Keep Your Smartphone Powered On During the Storm http://www.weather.com/news/weather-hurricanes/hurricane-sandy-keep-smartphone-charged-20121027
Don't want the ice cream to go to waste? Eat it before the power goes out!
Look out Cha Cha DiGregorio! Hurricane Sandy is coming to town.
Chain your Vespa to a tree
May I suggest you stock up on diet coke and menthos. Not sure why but trust me.
The worst part of Sandy is the boner she gave Bloomberg: