Café Cito is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

1. Café Cito

3500 Chestnut Ave (35th St), Baltimore, MD
Café · Hampden · 11 tips and reviews

Brad B.Brad Boban: The Greek Bird sandwich is delicious and their pour over coffee's great. All without a trace of pretentiousness. Gonna be spending less time at Artifact

Jason D.Jason Dougherty: Holy Moley! So very happy to come across this place. Breakfast and brunch items were stupendous. Breakfast Banh Mi! Vegan options too!

Chris C.Chris Cromwell: One of the best restaurants in Hampden. Don't miss a chance to eat here. Spanish Bird is my current favorite!

The Get Down is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

2. The Get Down

701 S Bond St (at Aliceanna St), Baltimore, MD
Night Club · Fells Point · 34 tips and reviews

Luke M.Luke Matyja: You suck donkey balls. You were pretentious.ignorant assholes.

Paige M.Paige Michelle: This is my spot in Baltimore! I always have a GREAT time here when I come through. I had my 24th birthday here with bottle service and the prices were reasonable! Good atmosphere, music off the hook!

Jeff H.Jeff Hurn: Hottest Sunday night in town. No cover and 1/2 price drinks all night.

13.5% Wine Bar is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

3. 13.5% Wine Bar

7.8
1117 W 36th St (btw Falls & Hickory), Baltimore, MD
Wine Bar · Hampden · 51 tips and reviews

Naptown .Naptown 💪 Larry: 13.5% is chic without being pretentious. Grab your own bottle of wine from the wall and enjoy an atmosphere where the lighting and music are kept low enough to inspire a sense of date night intimacy.

Mackenzie S.Mackenzie Saunders: Their food,wine selection, and service is awesome. Defiantly go for the cheese plates and the Maryland goat cheese :).

Nikki H.Nikki H: Great menu. Not only wine bar killer, but so is the food. And the service is really up to par.

The Brewer's Art is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

4. The Brewer's Art

9.1
1106 N Charles St (at W Chase St), Baltimore, MD
Bar · Mid-Town Belvedere · 178 tips and reviews

Jonathan W.Jonathan Witherspoon: Get the burger & fries for simplicity oh n VIP: come downstairs in the grotto upstairs is a touch pretentious but cool after the 5pm suds

Ben M.Ben McChesney: Best beer I have ever had : the resurrection. buffalo sandwich was incredible

Jesse B.Jesse Bowen: Go to Brewer's and order a plate of garlic-rosemary fries and an Ozzy to drink. You'll thank me later.

The Sound Garden is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

5. The Sound Garden

9.0
1616 Thames St (btwn Broadway & Bond St), Baltimore, MD
Record Store · Fells Point · 48 tips and reviews

Richard R.Richard Reich: Best music selection in Baltimore and pretty cheap. Not as good as they once were but still great. Staff are mostly super-pretensious hipsters who treat you like human waste, but they are knowledgable

Baltimore Maryland M.Baltimore Maryland Manager: Rolling Stone ranks The Sound Garden in Baltimore as #2 in their list of The Best Record Stores in the USA!

Baltimore MarylandBaltimore Maryland: Roam around and take a look the pictures of some of the famous faces that have visited The Sound Garden. Try to find Elijah Wood.

Charleston is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

6. Charleston

8.8
1000 Lancaster St., Baltimore, MD
American Restaurant · Southeastern Baltimore · 50 tips and reviews

Richard R.Richard Rudez: If there is a better restaurant please let me know. The service was outstanding, the food was unbelievably tasty and great. A very special place for a very special occasion. The lamb was delicious.

BaltimoreBaltimore: Voted 2nd Best Fancy Restaurant, 2nd Best Romantic Restaurant and 2nd Best Restaurant Service by City Paper Readers for Best of Baltimore 2011

BravoBravo: Great food. Chef Cindy Wolf is very innovative and Pastry Chef Joy Ludwig does some amazing desserts. -Tamesha Warren, Top Chef

RA Sushi is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

7. RA Sushi

8.2
1390 Lancaster St (at S Spring St), Baltimore, MD
Japanese Restaurant · Fells Point · 161 tips and reviews

Abby D.Abby Draper: Las Vegas Roll is incredible. Also, they have flavored sake... it's a must.

Jessica L.Jessica Lemmo: Get there during Happy Hour for great deals and try the Viva Las Vegas Roll Read more.

Ryan G.Ryan Goff: Go to Ra Sushi and get the Las Vegas Roll.

Artifact Coffee is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

8. Artifact Coffee

8.7
1500 Union Ave (at Buena Vista Ave), Baltimore, MD
Coffee Shop · Hampden · 85 tips and reviews

Dave F.Dave Fishman: Amazing mac&cheese. Consistently delicious pastries. Soups are souper. Hot chocolate just meh--would love to see them expand their options there.

Jared N.Jared Nicodemus: Cool atmosphere, great vintage decor, and extremely personable and friendly staff... Only drawback is that they use Counter Culture coffee. Although local, it's not the best this area has to offer.

Rachel L.Rachel L: Best butternut squash soup I've ever had. And the latte art is beautiful

Bin 604 is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

9. Bin 604

8.4
604 S Exeter St (btwn Aliceanna & Fleet St.), Baltimore, MD
Wine Store · Southeastern Baltimore · 15 tips and reviews

Heather N.Heather Noelle: Great selection of wines...if you try something you like at Cinghaile, you will find the bottle here! Great prices especially for a city wine shop!

Andrew H.Andrew Harrison: Check out a scotch or wine tasting or the sister store Bin 201 in Annapolis

Rachel L.Rachel L: They have a great selection. Staff is super knowledgeable.

Ouzo Bay is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

10. Ouzo Bay

7.9
1000 Lancaster St (At S Central Ave), Baltimore, MD
Greek Restaurant · Southeastern Baltimore · 52 tips and reviews

Elizabeth D.Elizabeth Dolin: Wonderful modern Greek. Octopus and cocktails are great. Authentic spinach pilaf.

The Baltimore SunThe Baltimore Sun: The Baltimore Sun ranked this as one of Baltimore's 100 best restaurants. Read more: http://bsun.md/QT5pb0

The Baltimore SunThe Baltimore Sun: From our review: "Whole fish are the star attractions." Try the langoustines or jumbo prawn appetizers. Not into seafood? Go for the lamb shank. Read more: http://bsun.md/QKYqOS

Metropolitan Coffeehouse & Wine Bar is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

11. Metropolitan Coffeehouse & Wine Bar

902 S Charles St (at Henrietta St.), Baltimore, MD
American Restaurant · Federal Hill - Montgomery · 54 tips and reviews

WineCountryMuseWineCountryMuse: A neighbourhood fav- not just for coffee- fresh food & creative salads!

Andrew H.Andrew Harrison: Head over on Thursday for a frickin

Leah L.Leah Lovelace: Get the 6$ lunch special. Everyday

O'Donnell Square Park is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

12. O'Donnell Square Park

7.6
O'Donnell St (btw Linwood & Potomac), Baltimore, MD
Park · Canton · 13 tips and reviews

Rachel L.Rachel L: Awesome area to people watch. There are a few benches to sit and nice to take a few laps after dinner.

Andre N.Andre Nock: White People!

Michael G.Michael Geiger: Four square for the square. Canton square.

Nalley Fresh is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

13. Nalley Fresh

8.7
2400 Boston St (Btw Hudson and O'Donnell), Baltimore, MD
Salad Restaurant · Canton · 6 tips and reviews

Mike T.Mike Tarlton: Buffalo Chicken wrap is awesome!

Ashley P.Ashley Phillips: The sweet potato bowl was soo delicious

Rachel L.Rachel L: So many great ways to customize your own salad

Laughing Pint is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

14. Laughing Pint

7.6
3531 Gough St, Baltimore, MD
Dive Bar · Southeastern Baltimore · 21 tips and reviews

Melissa E.Melissa Evans: Friendly local bar- love the food and beer options. One of my favorite places!

The Baltimore SunThe Baltimore Sun: Baltimore's Best Bars 2012: "A perennial favorite among Highlandtown lifers, this watering hole is a second home to its loyal regulars." http://bsun.md/Vq4WbM

Rob M.Rob Myers: Try the hummus!

Starbucks is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in Baltimore.

15. Starbucks

8.0
919 E Fort Ave (at Lawrence St), Baltimore, MD
Coffee Shop · Riverside · 26 tips and reviews

Tanya L.Tanya L.: Bum free, clean, super spacious. Internet is slow, but, can't win em all.

Carrie J.Carrie J: Open until 10 pm! Even on Sunday.

Rachel L.Rachel L: Very friendly staff