OLD PLACES OF THE WORLD, BETTER LEFT HIDDEN

OLD PLACES OF THE WORLD, BETTER LEFT HIDDEN

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Created by JJ Ariosa • Updated On: October 17, 2011
Duane Reade is one of OLD PLACES OF THE WORLD, BETTER LEFT HIDDEN.

1. Duane Reade

6.4
250 Bedford Ave (at N 3rd St), Brooklyn, NY
Pharmacy · Williamsburg · 42 tips and reviews
Trader Joe's is one of OLD PLACES OF THE WORLD, BETTER LEFT HIDDEN.

2. Trader Joe's

8.6
130 Court St (at Atlantic Ave), Brooklyn, NY
Grocery Store · Cobble Hill · 236 tips and reviews

JJ A.JJ Ariosa: EAT THE LIMES TO REPLENISH VITAL BODY ACIDS. VITAL BODY ACIDS IMPROVE STOPPING POWER/SCENT/COLOR.

Duane Reade is one of OLD PLACES OF THE WORLD, BETTER LEFT HIDDEN.

3. Duane Reade

6.4
250 Bedford Ave (at N 3rd St), Brooklyn, NY
Pharmacy · Williamsburg · 42 tips and reviews

JJ A.JJ Ariosa: ESCALATOR DESCENDS FULL, NEVER RETURNS

Papa John's Pizza is one of OLD PLACES OF THE WORLD, BETTER LEFT HIDDEN.

4. Papa John's Pizza

6.0
604 Grand St (Lorimer), Brooklyn, NY
Pizzeria · East Williamsburg · 3 tips and reviews

JJ A.JJ Ariosa: ONCE A MAN, HE ATE AN ENTIRE PIZZA AND NOW ONLY THIS HORRIFIC CONSTRUCT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU

Fountain Square is one of OLD PLACES OF THE WORLD, BETTER LEFT HIDDEN.

5. Fountain Square

8.6
520 Vine St (at 5th St), Cincinnati, OH
Plaza · Central Business District · 80 tips and reviews

JJ A.JJ Ariosa: AVOID THE GAZE OF METAL GUARDIANS BUILT BY THE BONES PROBASCO; FLEE FLEE FLEE

Yola's Cafe is one of OLD PLACES OF THE WORLD, BETTER LEFT HIDDEN.

6. Yola's Cafe

524 Metropolitan Ave (at Union Ave), Brooklyn, NY
Mexican Restaurant · Williamsburg · 50 tips and reviews

JJ A.JJ Ariosa: WHISPER YOUR NAME BACKWARDS TO THE TORTA, LET NO ONE HEAR YOU. IT IS NOW YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL. KNOWS/UNDERSTANDS HOPES/DREAMS/DESIRES/FEARS

Ace Hotel New York is one of OLD PLACES OF THE WORLD, BETTER LEFT HIDDEN.

7. Ace Hotel New York

8.7
20 W 29th St (at Broadway), New York, NY
Hotel · NoMad · 404 tips and reviews

JJ A.JJ Ariosa: ROOM VERY CLEAN, TEMPORAL ANOMALY TRANSFORMS YOU INTO SELF AWARE FETUS, B-

Madison Square Park is one of OLD PLACES OF THE WORLD, BETTER LEFT HIDDEN.

8. Madison Square Park

9.4
Madison Ave (btwn E 23rd & E 26th St), New York, NY
Park · 482 tips and reviews

JJ A.JJ Ariosa: THE OLD GODS UNDER THE OBELISK ARE KIND OF DICKS; WON'T GIVE TOURISTS DIRECTIONS

Milk Bar is one of OLD PLACES OF THE WORLD, BETTER LEFT HIDDEN.

9. Milk Bar

8.3
382 Metropolitan Ave (btwn Havemeyer & Marcy), Brooklyn, NY
Dessert Shop · Williamsburg · 184 tips and reviews

JJ A.JJ Ariosa: BE ADVISED PORK BUNS ARE SENTIENT, WILL SCREAM WHEN EATEN, COOKIES MAKE YOU RELIVE PAST EXPERIENCES

Waterfront Park is one of OLD PLACES OF THE WORLD, BETTER LEFT HIDDEN.

10. Waterfront Park

6.9
1207 Manhattan Avenue (Ash Street), Greenpoint, NY
Scenic Lookout · 3 tips and reviews

JJ A.JJ Ariosa: EELS RISE OUT OF WATER, VERY FRIENDLY UNTIL YOU MENTION THEIR IN-EDIBILITY. ELLS EXIST TO BE EATEN.

Engineers' Gate is one of OLD PLACES OF THE WORLD, BETTER LEFT HIDDEN.

11. Engineers' Gate

8.8
5th Ave (at E 90th St), New York, NY
Plaza · Central Park · 16 tips and reviews

JJ A.JJ Ariosa: AN OMNISCIENT ENGINEER WATCHES, SOFTLY LAUGHING TO ITSELF AND SHAKING ITS HEAD