Hahaha awesome

Michael Sitarz: Don't be afraid to watch porn on your laptop or smartphone. It gives you extra space as the old lady next to you will keep her distance and stop talking to you about her grandchildren.

Larry Zisa: The bathroom here is a great place to catch a disease.

Joe D: Forgo the body scan, Cheryl in terminal 4 gives a wicked pat down! I'm sure I felt a pinky probe!

Blackriver McMoon: i promise you. youll probably be delayed, so get drunk.

Keith Pops: If you are flying US Airways, may God have mercy on your soul.

Mike S: In buffalo they just call them wings....

Kevin Smith: Say the code word "opt out". At the security line for a free body massage.

Delicious B.: I went swimming right before the scan so now it looks all small but if I wait a few and go back and show them actual size they get all arrestey :(

Lewis: Cool Fact: consuming a double shot of Kentucky bourbon on the rocks before boarding has been known to muffle the sound of a crying child.

Charles: If you kiss the feet of the George Bush statue in Terminal C a billionaire will get another tax cut.

Mark J: Motorboat the breasts.