"Ah, the memories here really bring me back: Steely Dan, a date with my young love Susan, braces, acne… Last weekend was really fun." - Conan O'Brien
"City Hall houses both the mayor’s office and the chambers of the LA City council. It also houses the secret basement lair of the Hollywood 19 Space Elders, who control all of th- " - Conan O'Brien
"France gave the United States the Statue of Liberty. The United States gave the world the bean bag chair. Let’s call it even." - Conan O'Brien
"Screw Geno's! These are the best cheesesteaks in Philly, bar none." - Conan O'Brien
