Mike’s Liked Places

Mike D: on the front porch, making pudding pops out of Brussels sprouts and a can of chocolate soup. want one?

Mike D: I came here because the "first watch" I ever owned looked like an omelette if you squinted and stood on your head - so I figure it was meant to be!

Mike D: I'm making smoke come out of my nose whistle!!!

Mike D: Make the waiter give you something sparkly that tastes like mayonnaise with extra cheese - it'll be the best thing you've done since the State Fair incident - you know what I'm talking about!!!

Mike D: If there were more wild monkeys in this park I would come here more often - for now, I’m keeping my banana in my pocket

Mike D: I asked for a pickle and pimento load sandwich and they gave me a lobster enchilada, a bar of salsa soap and a handshake- wonder what I'd get if whistled Dixie?

Mike D: They’re making turtle soup in the kitchen and I’m in the parking lot looking for cicadas

Mike D: I'm making steam faces in my skinny vanilla latte

Mike D: I'm having craft beer and making a craft sandwich out of sawdust and some pipe cleaners using my cricut 2.0 - then I'll make a pair of shoes or something