Stable Cafe is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

1. Stable Cafe

9.1
2128 Folsom St (btwn 17th & 18th St), San Francisco, CA
Café · Mission District · 191 tips and reviews

Lauren M.Lauren Mac: One of my favorite cafes in the city. Good food and coffee without pretentiousness, beautiful outdoor patio, and wifi (but no plugs, so you can only hog space for so much :). Really great spot.

Mike M.Mike Michon: Grab a coffee and a magazine or your laptop, sit in the loft overlook, and judge silently.

Mike L.Mike Lee: I'm sitting in the loft overlook, judging silently.

Rainbow Grocery Cooperative is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

2. Rainbow Grocery Cooperative

9.2
1745 Folsom St (at 13th St), San Francisco, CA
Grocery Store · Mission District · 140 tips and reviews

Luis B.Luis Balceda: Act super pretentious

Valeria K.Valeria Kholostenko: Great place to shop for groceries in SF! They have everything. Also, if you're lucky get the non-gluten free pastry with poppies and cherries, it is to die for!

Natalie G.Natalie G: Ride your bike there, use your SFBC bike card and get a discount!

Craftsman and Wolves is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

3. Craftsman and Wolves

8.7
746 Valencia St (btwn 18th & 19th St), San Francisco, CA
Bakery · Mission Dolores · 295 tips and reviews

YasminYasmin: Gorgeous presentation of pastries. Everything almost looks too good to eat. Beautiful space, too. Perfect fit for laid-back but pretentious foodies in the Mission. I say it with love.

Min C.Min Cho: Okay, fine. The pretentious atmosphere is totally justified. Their coffee and pastries are phenomenal.

Jana B.Jana Beranova: Very cute coffee shop in Mission. Nice coffee and delicious pastry. The chocolate croissant stack was die for. :)

Shotwell’s is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

4. Shotwell’s

8.4
3349 20th St (at Shotwell St), San Francisco, CA
Beer Bar · Mission District · 103 tips and reviews

Jake F.Jake Faris: Pretentious bartenders.

Xtel v.Xtel van der Boom: A great place to have an Anchor Steam. They have multiple on tap and always get the special brews first.

micah saulmicah saul: Order a Duchesse de Bourgogne. Take a sip. Say nothing. Take a second sip. RESERVE JUDGEMENT! Take a third. If you still don't like it, I'll buy you a beer next time I see you.

Humphry Slocombe is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

5. Humphry Slocombe

9.0
2790 Harrison St (at 24th St), San Francisco, CA
Ice Cream Parlor · Mission District · 375 tips and reviews

KylieKylie: Either the darling or the dud of the Mission, depending on who you ask. Pretentious ice cream people will say Bi-Rite has better texture / consistency; non-pretentious will love the funky flavors.

Jazmín G.Jazmín Garza: They have extravagant yummy flavors, all very tasty. You can get free samples! ;)

Eris S.Eris Stassi: Try the Secret Breakfast for breakfast. Cornflakes and bourbon to start the day.

Four Barrel Coffee is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

6. Four Barrel Coffee

9.0
375 Valencia St (btwn 14th St & 15th St), San Francisco, CA
Coffee Shop · Mission District · 508 tips and reviews

Gabriel S.Gabriel Suits: A pretentious coffe-lovers wet dream. Delicious, organic, hand-crafted, fair trade coffee. Read more.

Kirk W.Kirk Won: Try the water buffalo gelato affogato. Freshest beans and more variety than most.

Ben W.Ben Ward: enjoy the ambience of a coffee shop that loves coffee, rather than a makeshift internet café. Unplug, unwind, enjoy their music and a damn good latte.

Lolinda is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

7. Lolinda

8.9
2518 Mission St (at 21st St), San Francisco, CA
Argentinian Restaurant · Mission District · 204 tips and reviews

katie n.katie nagl: The croquetas, empanadas de maiz, and hanger steak skewer are awesome. Add a glass of the Chilean Alcance.

emma t.emma tangoren: everything is amazing, but definitely don't miss the croquetas and the bone marrow.

Noah W.Noah Weiss: I can't remember which of the individual drinks were particularly good because they were all so boozy, but I know they were all very good.

Bar Tartine is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

8. Bar Tartine

561 Valencia St (btwn 16th & 17th St), San Francisco, CA
American Restaurant · Mission District · 156 tips and reviews

CBM CBM : The kale salad with sesame tahini and yogurt is super yummy. Also, trendy.

BrianBrian: 7x7's Big Eat 2012 says the langos is delicious. Yum!

VolaryVolary: They take reservations

Rosamunde Sausage Grill is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

9. Rosamunde Sausage Grill

8.8
2832 Mission St (Btw 24th & 25th), San Francisco, CA
Sausage Store · Mission District · 181 tips and reviews

Jai S.Jai Singh: Can't go wrong with the spicy lamb "merguez" sausage! Get it with spicy peppers and sweet onions

7x7 Magazine7x7 Magazine: You have to have the beer sausage with sauerkraut and grilled onions...it's #23 on 7x7's Big Eat SF 2010. Read more.

Christopher U.Christopher Ueda: Cash only!

Trick Dog is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

10. Trick Dog

9.1
3010 20th St (at Florida St), San Francisco, CA
Cocktail Bar · Mission District · 279 tips and reviews

Vic Z.Vic Zaud: Drink menu changes monthly now. Incredible drinks. Latest for me is the Golden Fire hydrant. Tequilas and more. Try the Trick Dog hamburger!

Alex C.Alex Cheng: If you're a hipster, try to get here before it becomes popular. Oh too late it's already popular.

Austin S.Austin Smith: The secret prohibition-style bar in the basement is unreal!

Pancho Villa Taqueria is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

11. Pancho Villa Taqueria

8.4
3071 16th St (btwn Valencia & Mission St), San Francisco, CA
Mexican Restaurant · Mission District · 255 tips and reviews

Fernando C.Fernando Castellanos: Vegan tofu ranchero burrito with black beans, rice and pico de gayo salsa, plus they have a wide variety of salsas.

David T.David Taylor: The very definition of a mission burrito.

Will B.Will Bertelsen: While the burritos are better at Cancun and the tacos are better al Vallerta, the mind blowing condiment bar and the large, clean seating area make this my go-to Taqueria.

Mr. Pollo is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

12. Mr. Pollo

8.7
2823 Mission St (btwn 24th & 25th St), San Francisco, CA
South American Restaurant · Mission District · 37 tips and reviews

KristenKristen: Try their $20 tasting menu. Four courses with a salad. The menu changes daily and you won't know what you're eating until the dish is served. Definitely a must! Everything was delish!

Tea D.Tea Dough: first rule of "Fight Club" - order the tasting menu w/an addition arepa.second rule of "Fight Club" - don't ask questions. just shut up, eat & enjoy! ;)

Navin R.Navin Ramachandran: If you are not in a hurry, sit back, get the tasting menu and have a few laughs with Manny, the artist of the Mission.

Slow Club is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

13. Slow Club

2501 Mariposa St (at Hampshire St), San Francisco, CA
New American Restaurant · Mission District · 103 tips and reviews

Michele G.Michele Glassman: Love the pan roasted yellowtail! The toasted hazelnut salsa verde goes so well with it.

Jonathan P.Jonathan Paull: 6. Burger with fries at Slow Club (from 7x7's 100 Things to Try Before You Die | http://tr.im/7x7list)

Pete S.Pete Schirmer: turkey sausage hash!!

Ritual Coffee Roasters is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

14. Ritual Coffee Roasters

8.7
1026 Valencia St (btwn 21st & Hill St), San Francisco, CA
Coffee Shop · Dolores Heights · 314 tips and reviews

Sarah C.Sarah Cruz: Wow, best mocha I think I've ever had! Friendly baristas and great pan au chocolat.

Mario R.Mario Ramirez: Go to fourbarrel instead, the baristas are far nicer.

Doc P.Doc Pop: This place is all about the uber-baristas, so stick with lattes & cappuccinos. Skip the ice coffee (which is often bitter and full of grinds) and the house coffee.

Boba Guys is one of The 15 Best Pretentious Places in the Mission District, San Francisco.

15. Boba Guys

3491 19th St (at Valencia St), San Francisco, CA
Bubble Tea Shop · Mission District · 146 tips and reviews

Best ofBest of: Boba Guys have the hookup to your boba cravings whether you want dairy, non dairy, with tapioca or without, they've got you covered. Try the Indian Chai, Classic Black, or Lychee Green Tea. Read more.

Jake K.Jake Kaufman: They use beakers and science so you know it's good.

Annie T.Annie Teng: Boba gone hipster